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Biblical curse generator Answered

It generates Biblical curses!
(direct link to Ship Of fools)


I hope you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!

Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment. L

Thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou armpit of Satan!

Woe unto thee, O ye denizen of the underworld, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!


9 years ago

Woe unto thee, O ye plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be smitten with all-over boils!

Thanks Derin (thou sulphurous nonentity, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!) L

I remember an episode of "the simpsons", where bart and Millhouse were looking through the bible for swear words, so they could say them when they wanted, and their excuse was "it was in the bible"

I just saw that episode this morning. It was really funny!

Oh, and you FAIL at spelling Milhouse's name. It's Milhouse, with one 'L'

(another disappearing comment...) Thanks yes etc L


9 years ago

May you have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O ye wayward winebibber! WOW wierd...

Aaaa! I hope you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions, thou Mesopotomian harlot! L

Woe unto thee, O thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

Nice bit of fun.

Quite a bizarre site - I haven't worked out if it is serious or a Removal Of The Michael.

Oh they're serious, but they have a sense of humor (check the discussion boards - what music do they play in heaven? "For me, it's Kind Of Blue by Miles Davis. The whole LP defines Cool, sublime and heavenly. ") But more interestingly


Thanks for the curse, it's a good one!