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Bloody Bathroom Accessories Answered

The bath mat and shower curtain both have that fresh crime scene look to them with some bloody handprints and footprints.

Sure you could probably make these easily on your own, but as one commenter here puts it:

What about really busy people who have no time for buying acrylic craft paint, but they do have money to buy bloody bath accessories? People outsource all kinds of tasks for all kinds of reasons. This is just that point in our culture's evolution when we stop making bloody bath accessories at home, and start letting professionals do it. Just like we did with house building, dvd-player-assembling, and floss-making.

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DJ Radiodombeef

Reply 9 years ago

to scare the crap out of guests.

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kelseymhdombeef

Reply 9 years ago

Use?!? One does not ask about the "use" of art! What is the "use" of the Sistene Chapel? Or the Washington Monument? Or the Smurfs? Surely, hanging a bloody-handrpint shower curtain makes it's own obvious statement.

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Lithium Rainkelseymh

Reply 9 years ago

And thus kelseymh compared bloody-handprint shower curtains to the Sistene Chapel. ;-)

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kelseymhLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

And highly effectively too, I might add! I think the unnoticed misspellings and grammatical mistakes were the best part :-)

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Lithium Rainkelseymh

Reply 9 years ago

Oh, I noticed - I'm just trying to be more polite lately, in emulation of a real polite guy I know. :-)

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PKMdombeef

Reply 9 years ago

I really want that shower curtain. It's probably the second-coolest shower curtain ever after a macro-scale wormhole with an orange glow to it.

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Keith-Kid

9 years ago

Its so gory and macabre......yet I find myself wondering why my bathroom isn't decorated in blood yet?

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Plasmana

9 years ago

The shower curtains looks haunted...

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hammer9876

9 years ago

Bloody awesome!

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Doctor What

9 years ago

I prefer the shower mat. It just says, "I had a bad time in the shower".

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whatsisface

9 years ago

Imagine staggering home drunk one night to find your wife put these up without telling you. I need them. Soon.

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lemonie

9 years ago

What next - pre-soiled toilet paper?
You put that idea into my head...

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Blackadder

9 years ago

At college I won a contest, and one of the prizes was a promotional Psycho shower curtain. Hard to tell in the package, but seemed pretty similar to this. I took the dulcimer CD instead.

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=SMART=

9 years ago

jebus that shower one scares me, lol if i had that bathmat i'd get out the shower and be like "$%*£ what happened to my feet ! ... oh"

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jessyratfink

9 years ago

I'm sure my boyfriend would love these, but I'd probably forget them in the middle of the night. :P