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Brit Plans to Fling Poo at Thieves with Trebuchet Answered

A 70-year-old Englishman has a 30-foot trebuchet and has plans to use it to toss big piles of chicken poo at thieves. I'm not sure just how accurate he can be with it, but I sure would love to see such a crazy device in action. And if that doesn't work, he has a 20-foot cannon that he wants to use to shoot rubber-tipped ammo. "I'm not out to kill anyone or even hurt them," he says. "I just want to keep yobs off my land."

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sweet, not literally

That is downright evil... I love it, man I wish i had me a giant poop flinger, kiteman may also remember the chav cannon chat...

I like it aim going to launch wet cow paddy though more of a slug than bird shot

nasty thing to whack you on the back of the head as you flee LOL

I am not planning such shenanigans! Hilarious though :D