Coming to America...! Answered
#1 Son, now more properly known as Roger-X is on his way to America. He's going to New York and environs with his Uncle.
I dropped him off with his grandparents this morning, and he flies at stupid o'clock tomorrow morning.
If you see an over-excited 12 year old in a blue coat, introduce yourself as an Instructabler - it would blow his mind.
(His photo is here - he's taller now, but you can't tell that from a photo.)