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Do we have an instructable specifically on trimming and keeping a beard nice looking ? Answered

I am looking for advice on keeping my beard, which is becoming unruly already, trimmed and groomed.

I mean, I did a search and didn't find anything really useful.

In the spirit of Ogden Nash, I bring you an Edward Lear limerick:

There was an old man with a beard,
Who said: "It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren
Have all built their nests in my beard".

Before and after pictures (in reverse order)...


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NachoMahma

10 years ago

. I do as Kiteman explains. (but I use a number 20 comb heehee)

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KitemanNachoMahma

Reply 10 years ago

Hey, the tee! A limited run, number one of one!

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Keith-KidKiteman

Reply 10 years ago

ROFL!!!! Oh wait, you're british: ROBC was it?

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GoodhartKeith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

ROBC ? Re-Order Buffer Component ? or River Oaks Baptist Church ?

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Keith-Kidn8man

Reply 10 years ago

Whatever....You Australians are all the same to me...

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n8manKeith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

I am not Australian, I just have photographic memory

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n8manLithium Rain

Reply 10 years ago

I don't have perfect eidetic memory but I can remember random facts from things I've seen (TV, internet, books, ect.) and sometimes I can't help blurting them out in conversations that they apply to. But sometimes I paraphrase and get it wrong

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Goodhartn8man

Reply 9 years ago

Yeah I do that too, to a small extent, but I tend to annoy people with it for some reason LOL

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Keith-Kidn8man

Reply 10 years ago

I was talking about kiteman....

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GoodhartKeith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

I don't think Kiteman is Australian either IIRC

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KitemanGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

(Sticks one finger up nose)

Chuck another tinnie on the barbie, digger.

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 10 years ago

Why would you put a tinnie on the barbie ?

Do Aussies drink their beer heated too?

and who are you calling digger? ;-)

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KitemanGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

It's an old comedian's phrase - cram all the Aussie words you know into one sentence.

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 10 years ago

Ah, understood :-) Several times now this week I have been caught being overly serious when someone told a joke.....I hope I am not getting..........old LOL

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bumpusNachoMahma

Reply 10 years ago

I always thought of Nacho looking a bit like that, kind of a wirey fellow.. Its interesting to put the name to the face.. :D

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bumpusbumpus

Reply 10 years ago

Do you ever braid your beard? Or shape it interesting ways?

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NachoMahmabumpus

Reply 10 years ago

. Not very often. Too much work.

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bumpusNachoMahma

Reply 10 years ago

Aah, yeah that would make sense.. Have you ever gotten it caught in something?

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NachoMahmabumpus

Reply 10 years ago

. It will sometimes get caught in jacket zippers, but I don't wear a jacket very often. Very young children seem to be fascinated by it and like to pull on it.

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GoodhartNachoMahma

Reply 10 years ago

That's mainly to get your attention LOL

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GoodhartNachoMahma

Reply 10 years ago

Yes, I bet it does.....I can just imagine......it is bad enough when my electric razor pulls them one at a time :-)

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Goodhartbumpus

Reply 9 years ago

That is very, um, weird LOL (comb your beard in the daylight ? :-)

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bumpusGoodhart

Reply 9 years ago

Haha, I know.. It just applied to the subject :D

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Goodhartbumpus

Reply 9 years ago

Oh I wasn't criticizing :-)

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Weissensteinburgbumpus

Reply 10 years ago

The first time I saw him, I suggested a pirates of the Caribbean styled beard!

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KentsOkaybumpus

Reply 10 years ago

Really? I pictured a tall, rotund, and generally jolly looking fellow... with a nacho in hand

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Keith-KidNachoMahma

Reply 10 years ago

This is NachoMahma? Looks suspiciously like kiteman with a fake beard.....

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NachoMahmaKeith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

. It is I and the beard is real. The picture was taken to highlight the shirt, so the lighting on my face is pretty crappy. . It's the t-shirt that makes me look like Kiteman. It's one of his designs. :)

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NachoMahmaKeith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

. hmmmm I'm more squinty eyed and he has bigger ears. And I look MUCH younger than he does. <snicker>
. We DO have similar hairlines. This pic was taken when I needed a haircut, so, per W'burg, it looks a bit like a combover.

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Keith-KidNachoMahma

Reply 10 years ago

And I look MUCH younger than he does. <snicker>

ROFL!!!

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 10 years ago

Hmmm? I don't know if it is my hearing or if the singer was just mumbling a lot, but I could not understand 'nary a word he sang. . . so the whole video was incomprehensible to me (or maybe it is just too early in the morning ;-)

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KitemanGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

He has a deep voice, but most of the lyrics are mmmmmmm...

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 10 years ago

Well, that explains a lot LOL
I have difficulties understanding a deeper base voice which is kind of odd for my age

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Lithium RainKeith-Kid

Reply 10 years ago

If that was a slam at me, are you looking to keep your kneecaps, KK?