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Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Answered

With 15-foot flames and a top speed of 20 mph, this is a pretty serious piece of mobility assistance. OK, sure, it's a ridiculous device, but look at the flames!

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Goodhart

8 years ago

Piece of advice.....don't be shooting flames while going 20 mph    LOL   One might just singe off the hair on one's face (or worse).   Thankfully it doesn't go faster,  one could really become their own "hot topic of conversation" otherwise. 

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willn2010

8 years ago

That's why I call him crippie boy

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caitlinsdad

10 years ago

In South Africa you prevent car-jackings with flamethrower equipped BMWs. If you live in LA or New York City, they might jack your wheelchair. If you look at the back, it has TETRANTR8 vanity plates.

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xACIDITYxcaitlinsdad

Reply 10 years ago

When I can drive, a flamethrowin' beamer is definitely the way to go!

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skunkbaitxACIDITYx

Reply 10 years ago

I've had a couple of vehicles that shot flames, (but not on purpose).

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skunkbaitxACIDITYx

Reply 10 years ago

I thought you were serious. I nearly installed a propane flame system on one of my old Landcruisers during a period of civil unrest (3rd world politics). Back in the U.S., my old Ford truck shot flames out the exhaust {it was severely retarded}, catching a field on fire and nearly burning down a barn full of vintage Mustangs.

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n8man

10 years ago

A new way that handicapped people defend themselves.

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xACIDITYxn8man

Reply 10 years ago

Bullys: HAha, you're handicrapped! Yeah! Handicapable person: FLAME ON!

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jakee117

10 years ago

i want one NOW

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pindalanderz

10 years ago

what do you use to fuel the flames? You could stick some nitrous in the tank and pop her into reverse.... that would be fun make sure you swivel the seat first so you can see. or you could just mount a plow on the back. Either way, it would be awesome.

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thefonz101

10 years ago

make all the mormal people suffer for their mobility! Yes, yes, BURN IN HELL, NORMAL PEOPLE!!!!!

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Tomcat94

10 years ago

Two words. HOLY. FRICKIN'. CRAP!!!! lol

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Lftndbt

10 years ago

No more teenagers toilet papering the house on friday nights...

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Aine Turrean

10 years ago

Showing my geekdom stripes here, but: "What Gotham gave Oracle for Christmas, one year." Or so I'd certainly Hope.

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Doveman

10 years ago

Imal like break a leg just so I can get my mom to buy this thing. Watch out, school bullies, here I come!

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Keith-Kid

10 years ago

Ga..Ga.......I....I.....I'ts....

TOO MUCH AWESOME!!!

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xACIDITYx

10 years ago

Handi-killable!

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whatsisface

10 years ago

Burm. Crush. Destroy.