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Hallowe'en Caption and Photoshop Competition: Winners Announced! Answered

I saw these photos on MSN, and couldn't resist offering up a custom patch for the three best captions posted by midnight, Hallowe'en, UK time.

I am also offering a single custom patch for the best Hallowe'en-themed photo-shopped version of the image.

I might not be able to get online before the weekend.  Don't be disheartened by a lack of response, just add more entries!

Go for it, folks.

  • Enter as many times as you like.
  • One entry per top-thread post.
  • Three patches as prizes for captions, maximum one patch per entrant.
  • One patch as a prize for image manipulation.
  • Judge's decision is arbitrarily final.



Goodhart ("One moment, I haven't got it screwed in tight enough yet...")
JamesRPatrick ("Oh sh**!")
LinemenOwn ("The recent advances in magnetized aircraft yield some unpredicted results")

Special Optimists Award:


Thank you :-) I will make sure I keep my head from now on ;-)


Thanks Kiteman I didn't expect that at all :-)
Congrats on the 200 best answers by the way, looking forward to seeing 2000.

Somehow I missed this until just now GRRRR.
I know it's far to late but how about this for picture 1?

"Can someone tell Uri Geller it not a TELEkinetic sculpture contest!!!"

Just a heads-up; the deadline is four and a half hours from the time-stamp of this post.

just a quick attempt (assuming i got the right picture)


"The recent advances in magnetized aircraft yield some unpredicted results"

"Huh, guess Newton wasn't right..."

(Opening text edited)

Second picture.....
Now where did THIS come from ?

Second picture....One moment, I haven't got it screwed in tight enough yet...

So, now they've switched to AIR GUNS have they?

I really HATE the new gun delivery service....

I HATE it when the ghosts of Air Corps past come to our marches !!!

They said the weather was bad when it was raining cats and dogs...


7 years ago

"That"s the third flock this week"


"Now how do you open this?"

Wait a minute...This isn't a coconut!

OK, I've added an extra photo from the same source - anybody inspired now?


7 years ago

You might want to change the link to this one, the old one now switches to a picture of a Mexican drug bust. Also, my shop coming soon.

It's the right link - the monkey shot is part of that slide-show.