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How do you kill time? Answered

What do you do when you've got time to kill?

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PKM

9 years ago

I ask knoxarama to do it for me with a molecule of Caesar's last breath and a single fly's hair.

Or read Instructables :)

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Lithium RainPKM

Reply 9 years ago

And he says: "Well just assume Caesar had Malaria and infect the person with it, then cut them open and insert the fly's hair into them and they'll bleed out and since you're using both items it doesn't matter what else you use because technically it's the fly's hair that does him in, never mind the fact that he's bleeding out." :D

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lemonie

9 years ago

I suppose if you beat time for long enough you'd end up killing it?

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yourcat

9 years ago

Walk around in circles and design something. (I think better when I'm walking.)

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n8man

9 years ago

Personally, I make it go faster than the speed of light and watch space start warping.
No kelseymh, I do not care about the scientific validity of that statement, yes I am sure.

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kelseymhn8man

Reply 9 years ago

:-) I presume you saw my own comment on the subject. Yours is equally valid ;->

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killerjackalopekelseymh

Reply 9 years ago

But if he's moving at the speed of light wouldn't time not be moving for him?

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Doctor What

9 years ago

I usually pass the time by killing small dogs, or big dogs, depending on the current selection. Preferred method: toothpicks. It can be quite the challenge.

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KentsOkay

9 years ago

With a sword :P

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KentsOkayKeith-Kid

Reply 9 years ago

Of course, that is the way the universe works, I beat you to it :P

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kelseymh

9 years ago

By turning it into space, usually with a Schwarzchild black hole.

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Kiteman

9 years ago

Spare time? What's that?

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peach_fart

9 years ago

you shoot it with a gun.