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How long have you waited for your wife? Answered


Has anybody ever calculated how much of their life (to the nearest year) they have spent waiting for their wife to finish shopping, get off the phone, get ready to go out etc.?

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That wife deserves a "slap", for being as you say so "absolutely dozy", not a patch.

L

Sorry to hear about your plight, but maybe you should post another topic instead of hijacking mine.
I was asking for comments from other husbands in the same situation as I am with my wife, whom I love and care for very much. I was having a joke at her (and my own) expense. I wasn't posting a topic about deadbeat dads.
Don't complain about something you need not subject yourself to.

Still waiting..................

For what? An arse-whupping? 'Cause that post is going to get you one right quick....

Here. The lyrics should make you feel better...

It is nice when it works, eh? I just wish I hadn't rushed into it (twice) so quickly....

It starts when you say I do. It ends at... till death do us part.

>Rolls eyes violently<

Ow, I think I made one fall right out of its socket...

More to the point, has anybody dared?

"Daring to" isn't so much the problem, but posting it to a place she has access to could be. :-)


Let's see, given that I am required to be at her side every waking moment except when I am on the toilet, or at work.....and a very VERY few times when she sends me to the store to pick up kumquats for her...adding in the times we are about to go somewhere, but she needs one final (only the third time this hour) trip to the potty......I'd say about one hour per week, give or take 2 hours (think about that), so that gives us......(recalculating) approx. 52 hours a year or 2 days and 4 hours. . .

I'm not married but I used to spend all afternoon playing pool while my girlfriend was shopping...

L

It's the twentieth century, you just say "I'm going fishing/hunting/to the hardware store/ etc, call me when you're ready."