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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answered

Thank you for your help. This question has been troubling me for years.


darn woodchucks keep chucking mah wood!

It depends on exactly what is meant by "chuck."  Is it: 
To throw carelessly, as in "chuck the ball," or
to throw away, as in "chuck these old chuncks," or
to vomit, as in "after drinking too much the woodchuck vomited."
I never knew what they meant by "chuck."

Check Toolmonger.com there's probably a tool to do the job in a more complex fashion at higher expense.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a two line tongue twister, but the second line was (mostly) lost long ago : )


how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

What sort of lathe does the woodchuck have? L


9 years ago

well, taking into the eaquation the ever setting sun that causes unicorns to genneraly be pink, i would say to much wood for its own damn good :)

3 1/2 cords per hour.