How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answered

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Thank you for your help. This question has been troubling me for years.

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popcorn4lunch

7 years ago

darn woodchucks keep chucking mah wood!

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Enricommuter

8 years ago

It depends on exactly what is meant by "chuck."  Is it: 
To throw carelessly, as in "chuck the ball," or
to throw away, as in "chuck these old chuncks," or
to vomit, as in "after drinking too much the woodchuck vomited."
I never knew what they meant by "chuck."

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paganwonder

9 years ago

Check Toolmonger.com there's probably a tool to do the job in a more complex fashion at higher expense.

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jtobako

9 years ago

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a two line tongue twister, but the second line was (mostly) lost long ago : )

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chew1192

9 years ago

Well...

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
ALL OF IT!!!!

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lemonie

9 years ago

What sort of lathe does the woodchuck have? L

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fwjs28

9 years ago

well, taking into the eaquation the ever setting sun that causes unicorns to genneraly be pink, i would say to much wood for its own damn good :)

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rich_moe

9 years ago

3 1/2 cords per hour.