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How to get a girl that you like? Answered

How do I get a girl that I like

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tech-king

10 years ago

and the names can be: class nerd school disciplinarian weed addicted dude your name here

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Kiteman

10 years ago

Ask her.

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ledzep567Kiteman

Reply 10 years ago

lol i have to agree with kiteman.

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tech-kingledzep567

Reply 10 years ago

thats too simple. im sure it involves people in black rappelling into here room humming the matrix theme song and planting tape recorders saying she loves you all over her house.

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xproplayerledzep567

Reply 10 years ago

just make sure she cant escape!!! hmm i might thing about electricfying the doorknob sorry i can spell

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ledzep567xproplayer

Reply 10 years ago

hahahaha that would be such a mean prank to pull...

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xproplayerledzep567

Reply 10 years ago

lol go out with me or you get shocked lol that would make a real good impression

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xproplayerledzep567

Reply 10 years ago

just make sure she doesnt call the fuzz secretly if she does just make a chloroform bomb and put it in her driveway thatll scare em! ps you could rob em to lol jk peace

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ledzep567xproplayer

Reply 10 years ago

hahahahahahahaha yea, that will work. that idea is right up there with burning your name into her yard with gas

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xproplayerledzep567

Reply 10 years ago

rofls if i could id take like gallons of super glue and put it in your name lol kill all the grass and if you could you can electrify it as well

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ledzep567xproplayer

Reply 10 years ago

hahahahahahaha wow... imagine trying to "dispense" it... youd have to use some sort of a nozzle to get it in a even line... and the mess... im sure you would loose atleast 2 layers of skin haha

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xproplayerledzep567

Reply 10 years ago

lol um hook a air compressor and pump it through a garden hose then wear a beekeepers suit rofls

to make it better use metalic paint to put your name then electrify it rofls

"is this paint still wet?" *shooooooooooooooock* "#@%@$#$!#"

lol

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ledzep567xproplayer

Reply 10 years ago

hahahahahaha if you put that much effort into getting a girlfriend then you need to be a gem cutter or something...

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xproplayerledzep567

Reply 10 years ago

how is a gem cutter related with all the money you spend you could just buy a prostitute just dont get caught lol

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ledzep567xproplayer

Reply 10 years ago

because cutting jems is a tedious job... true hahaha

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wesie42

10 years ago

don't ask instructables it has geek pasted in huge letters all over it!!!! u definatly arent going to get a girl that way

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Goodhartwesie42

Reply 10 years ago

The word is out: Geek's are more socially inept, that is, poorer at lying and hiding their true inner selves.... more and more women would rather have such honesty than have someone who is a charming liar.

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killerjackalopeGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Well it depends what you'd call a geek, I'm definitely an instructabler, in fact one that has made instructables involving romance (mainly on getting rid of it lol) However, I'm a pretty skilled liar, have been known to hide my true inner self (in times of nuisance mainly) and have a hge social network of friends and quite a long history with girls... On the other hand one look at my instructables says different... Sometimes I wonder what a geek is these days...

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Goodhartkillerjackalope

Reply 10 years ago

A geek is what I was growing up: obsessed by books, experimentation, and as one folk singer put it "hiding in my room, safe within my womb, I touch no one and no one touches me", socially inept.....unpracticed at social interaction.

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killerjackalopeGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

See I have books all over my room, mainly because I only have a small bookcase, I've been experimenting on my jet engine and other little bits and pieces for ages and sometimes non stop for days, I'd being playing with something trying to make it work... Where the social life bit comes in I don't know, It happens at some point anyway...

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Noodle93Goodhart

Reply 10 years ago

I'm going to ask her out in binary! Just kidding. :P

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GoodhartNoodle93

Reply 10 years ago

anyway, at least use hexadecimal ;-)

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tech-kingNoodle93

Reply 10 years ago

that would just make her think your a creep. now, if you programmed her car to say you love her every time she hits the brakes...

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Goodharttech-king

Reply 10 years ago

Ah yes, just think how creeped out she would be if she entered the car and turned over the engine and it said "Hello insert name here, How are you doing today?" LOL

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Branwesie42

Reply 10 years ago

You'd be surprised how many people here are married and have kids. Geek, maybe. But that doesn't mean you can't have a love life.

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tech-kingBran

Reply 10 years ago

shhh. only a true geek is allowed to know that. otherwise, everyone would try to be a geek.

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DaNerd11

10 years ago

Dude, im a geek, and i have a girlfriend, infact she is a grade higher than me. Just cuz we are geeks doesnt mean people dont like us and dont wanna go out with us. Just ask her out, if she says no than srry but she made her choice and if she says yes have fun.

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killerjackalope

10 years ago

Ermm, speak to her, possibly woo her, mainly get her to like you... ya know just speak, get to know her, unless there's instant attraction then just pluck up the courage and ask her, but in all of this don't bother your ass pretending to be someone else, just ends in failure... Just out of question how old are you? It makes a big difference to the answer to the question...

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killerjackalopetech-king

Reply 10 years ago

deary me whatever will they do, someone needs to write a series of instructables on the subject, just like the ones that are already out there...

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teaaddict314

10 years ago

well, if you do get her, make sure she doesnt see this thread

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Kiteman

10 years ago

Of course it is. We believe you, don't we everybody?

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tech-kingll.13

Reply 10 years ago

rolls eyes. why do so many people ask for help here? a lot of us are geeks running linux. ( i only know one girl mildly impressed by that, and only because there are no viruses from limewire)

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Goodharttech-king

Reply 10 years ago

why do so many people ask for help here?

Um, are you SURE that is the way you wanted to phrase that question ? LOL

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tech-kingGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

good call. why do so many people ask for help with chicks on a geek forum?

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tech-kingGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

kk. its funny how many suicide/poison/g/f topics we get.

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Goodharttech-king

Reply 10 years ago

Hey, good news for the Sleek Geek set, have you heard ? Statistics are out: the recommendation for women is to date Geeks because they are so socially inept, they can't possibly hide their true inner selves, and therefor are more open and honest in relationships........oh well, too late for me....but you all have a shot now ! :-)

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tech-kingGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

too late for me. i already found someone who appreciates linux.

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Juklop

10 years ago

No girls says no to chloroform.

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GoodhartJuklop

Reply 10 years ago

Just make sure you try it out ahead of time, you know, to make sure it works.....take 2 big whiffs so that.......

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tech-kingGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

and make sure its a new bottle. they can loose strength over time.

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Goodharttech-king

Reply 10 years ago

Yeah, be sure to take a good whiff from the bottle to test it LOL

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xproplayerGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

make sure to be sitting and not holding it!!!!

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Goodhartxproplayer

Reply 10 years ago

Well, if you don't fall over, you know it is not a good "batch" LOL

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tech-kingGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

just be careful. if you pass out and drop the bottle, you may get cut on the glass fragments. consider plastic bottles.