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How to "vajazzle" the vulva with crystals? Answered

Greetings,

Looking for how-to on decorating the vulva with crystals a la Jennifer Love Hewitt and Completely Bare Spa.

http://www.stylelist.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-swarovski-crystal-vajazzle/

http://www.completelybare.com/brazilian-bikini-wax.php?osCsid=6d24517ce06a68dacd7b3876dcac3d56

Thanks

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Biggsy

7 years ago

Are you kidding me? What the hell is the world coming to... i'm almost peeing myself laughing at this... hehehehe

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wocket

8 years ago

it's not such a great idea. crystals are mineral based and if any make their way to those internal and sensitive areas hey could become embedded. there's some extensive research on why you should never use talc down there if your a girl (dramatically increased risk of cervical and other cancers). I imagine putting bigger insoluble rocks (those tiny crystals) or even glitter  would cause a similar issue.

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Monad01

8 years ago

Have a look at what men are saying about the vajazzle craze!!

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killerjackalope

8 years ago

What kiteman said makes sense, there are a variety of body adhesives you could acquire at costume shops or the like, experiment caerfully with them, since the whole areas's sensitive

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Rock SoldierDoctor What

Reply 8 years ago

I think.
(However, it would seem alittle odd if I watched Oprah)

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Doctor WhatRock Soldier

Reply 8 years ago

 Why?  She is the ultimate.  

She is kind.  She brings charity to millions, and offers guidance and support.

And if she is betrayed, she brings the flood.  Did you see what happened to the author of "A Million Little Pieces"?  She ripped him apart.

Like a dog.

A zombie dog.

After a child.

She can do anything she wants.  Now that I think about it, maybe it is a good idea that she's ending her show next year.

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Rock SoldierDoctor What

Reply 8 years ago

I thought she was ending it in 2012? (ZOMFG TH3 END UF TH3 WURLD!!1 0PRAH IS ENDN IN 2o12!!)

Although yet again, can't say that I did see a zombie dog Oprah rip an author apart. Truthfully I can't, of course.

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Lithium RainDoctor What

Reply 8 years ago

You know, I don't think I ever have, either. Not on purpose, just never really got around to it.

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Lithium RainRock Soldier

Reply 8 years ago

Me neither, but it's right on the front cover, you see it at the grocery store or on blog posts ridiculing them.

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Kiteman

8 years ago

Step 1: Remove all hair from the region.  I recommend using a depilatory cream, since waxing hurts.  A lot.

Step 2: Apply self-adhesive body crystals, according to the instructions on the packet.

Step 3: Show off in an appropriate manner.

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Doctor WhatKiteman

Reply 8 years ago

 Waxing does hurt.  A TON.  Go with nair.

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KitemanDoctor What

Reply 8 years ago

Word.

(I had my legs done for charity.  I'm quite chuffed that I managed not to flinch - the games teacher flinched with every strip.)

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 8 years ago

There are just some "areas" that are more sensitive then others.....my legs or arms wouldn't be a problem.....but no one would touch my, um chest or one other area with that stuff...
 
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Lithium RainKiteman

Reply 8 years ago

I agree, it was very charitable of you not to inflict the sight of your hairy legs on an unsuspecting world.

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Lithium RainKiteman

Reply 8 years ago

Oh God no no no please no please oh please don't let him post that please please no no no no no 

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Lithium RainRock Soldier

Reply 8 years ago

Oh, scientifically speaking it would be fascinating, but I don't think it would be very ethical...

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Doctor WhatKiteman

Reply 8 years ago

 I had my friendly regions done for the cosmetic look.  It looks like a hairless cat afterward.  Never again. 

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SunbanksDoctor What

Reply 8 years ago

Nair seems like it would hurt too D: Maybe not so much though, but I've had bad experiences with nair and never want to use it again... 

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Doctor WhatSunbanks

Reply 8 years ago

 There's a nair specifically for sensitivity, right?  As long as you don't leave it on too long, it shouldn't burn.