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I need help dealing with two bullies at my school...... Answered

Heya guys, I desperately need help with two bullies at my school. They ain't strong or anything, but they're good with words. Their names are Jocco and Lucas. And lemme tell you, they are such a pain in my arse. Their targets are usually the new kids, like me and my friend, Danny I know it's just best to just ignore them, don't sink to their level and all that, but when they made my friend cry in more then one occasion, that's going too far. Their jokes are mostly sexual and racist, calling me and Danny gay just for being friends, saying that I have a vagina, and even going so far as to say he f'ed my mother. And his racist jokes are usually aimed at Danny, due to him coming from Czech Republic. I need help, and fast. P.S: Not trying to act like a junior gangsta or anything, but please don't tell me to report this to the teacher or something, because if I do, my popularity will drop faster than I can say Barrack Obama. Thanks in advance.


get an ultrasonic device.make em' puke

I'd like to know how the situation is going. Any luck?

That was 2009... now is 2011, U have just grown a little bit... but I bet u have save some money and hire some BiGGER BUULiES in ur neighborhood( get some Black africans or Burito eating Mexicans ). Let them have FUN!


i know this is late reply, but have a video camera handy, (real or fake), they can't do crap if they think it's being recorded. (i recommend cheap or fake cameras because you don't want a pricey camera broken)

if you pull out a camera you will get bashed for it

Im not sure if this would work for you but....last year a couple of year 11's were bullying me (i was year 9 at the time), they were insulting me and stuff but then they started to push me around and stuff and one guy punched me in the guts, so I immediately kicked him in the ribs and punched him in the face, a teacher was watching and the bullies got something like 4 weeks of detentions, and they never bugged me again, sometimes a black belt comes in handy

woooooooooooooo good on ya mate, i love i when something like that happens!!!!!!!!!!! i hope the bullies get bullied by you!!!!

Right now, there are some people who bully me too. The 2 people are just 1 short dude, and a bigger dude. They first pissed me off by insulting me, then the bigger dude slapped my hand, so I just left. Then they start throwing stuff at me from across the room, and after class, the bigger one starts pushing me. The worst part is, the teacher doesnt care. I would beat up the little dude because hes the main one, but his big friend would then join him and beat me. As soon as I see my friend, I wanna ask him how he fights, because he can really hurt someone. He beat up some freshman football players one time with his moves.

Dang, that's harsh. The teacher doesn't care?! What kind of incompetent annoying-@$$ piece of 5|-|17 is s/he supposed to be?! Anyway, just go for it. I'd help you if I were in your school, what with my martial arts experience and all, but sadly I can't. My Kenjutsu (Japanese sword art) teacher always told me that if you're in a fight with a bigger guy and you're just overpowered and there's nothing you can do about it, get your arm across his neck, don't let go, and attack him in the process. I just can't stand bigger people bullying smaller people. The 10th graders of my school started to kinda being really big arses recently. They started slamming kids into the lockers and ask them to hand over their money. I don't really mind, but then they smashed my lil' bro onto the lockers and asked him to hand his PSP over. My really good friend Manuel punched one of them in the face (he's a very competent fighter, he's about as strong as I am) and proceeded to fighting him. I punched the other bully in the face and kicked him in the baIIs until he didn't even dare to go up. The head bully then smashed a table tennis bat onto my bro's face and proceeded to attack him with it. Enraged, I grabbed the bokuto (wooden Kendo/Kenjutsu practice sword) in my locker and slammed it at the head bully. Two of the bullies were suspended and is sent to the school nurse, while the head bully is expelled and is sent to the hospital. I did get suspended for three days but the majority of the cool male teachers congratulates me for a job well done. Sorry for getting off-track, but yeah, get your hand across his neck, don't let go and let out an effective, simple-but-fast flurry of punch and kicks.

My friend can fight like crap, I was gonna ask him to teach me his moves, but hes been absent for the past 3 days due to eye surgery. He says that you have to hit as many pressure points as possible if you want to win. Also he practices this technique which makes him pain resistant. He can feel and move if someone hits him, but it doesn't hurt.

Are you in a band, or in a school band? If not, I suppose you can't have the band geeks help you... A second option would just be get a group of people to beat them up. (Okay, maybe not beat them up, but at least three is better than two)

Im not in a band, but I do have friends in the band. However none of them are in shape for fighting. My friend who can do damage was in band, but he quit. I want him to teach me his moves because they work.

However none of them are in shape for fighting
But I'm sure a toobah, percussion mallet(or two), full saxaphone case, and a trombone case is...
(That is a last case, want to get detention for possibly damaging school probity on top of fighting scenario however...)

lets look at thomas's top 10 policys on bullies 1. i have one massive freind who dosent let ANYTHING happen to me 2. stand up to them and theyll leave u alone 3. shoot them 4. eat them 5. get all ur freinds together and threaten them 6. throw a stick and when there distracted run 7. hypnosis 8. throw chickens at them 9. learn karate 10. position a laser sattelite above there house. ive given u a big selection there matey boy

haha typo ho = how

plant itching powder in there pants and hide....

I saw a cool way you could use a squeeze bottle and put in certain powders and squeeze that thing in their faces until they are blind, deaf, and can't breathe (not that harsh, actually).

With a name like Jocco, this guy is just asking to get teased, so what do the do? Tease you guys instead! What you should do is always act verbally rather than physically, this will just get you into trouble. Whenever they are being twats and mymicing everything you say (you said they where verbal bullies) and then what you should do is mimic them back, there's three things that could happen, you get one to the nose, they laugh or nothing happens if you get one to the nose try something else next time, if they laugh then you have the upper hand. Infront of all your peers, you have just cracked up the bully at there own game. Then they may be too embarrassed or run out of things to say and you can back off, and just keep doing that everytime and eventually they will feel intimidated and not want to carry on picking on you any more, mission accomplished, and if they do nothing and you just keep bouncing the words between yourself MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GIVE UP FIRST eventually they will walk off and just call you a name but don't call them anything in return, this will just turn them to be hatred again and make sure ; 1. you look them in the eye, don't look away it will make you look stronger. 2. make it so they are near an external door so they feel that they can get away quickly if you succeed. 3. have the sun (or light) shine behind you so you appear dark and more intimidating. It's good to know that there's others out there in the community who are having problems with there peers, you may seem isolated and alone but there are plenty of others out there to who can share advise with you like me. Good luck, Rohan.

Thanks for the advice, but if you read the comments below I specifically stated that the problem was solved. Thanks anyway. And FYI, my name isn't Rohan =P

Oohh okay. I can't really read properly because as far as I can remember July 24 was when I wrecked my bass guitar, I was mad as heck and can't get my thoughts straight.

His name is Rohan (notice comma)


Although you prolly hate me now, just do what I did, just smile at him, and say thanks, or just ignore him, if he hits you, then you have the right to kick his can, (In self defence of course ;D).

Although you prolly hate me now

I don't hate you. Wanna be friends?

And no, these guys don't play physical, they're pretty darn weak, actually, once one of them (Lucas) challenged me to a fight and one roundhouse to the gut and he's down.

And I don't hit people unless they hit me first. I don't know how you say this in English, but in my language, we call people who lose their cool and start getting physical a norak person.

...Not quite... Not crazy, no....More like 'show-off', I guess, but then again, that doesn't really fit 100% either....

Yep, that's it.... Here's a cookie *hands cookie*.....

Glad you like 'em! I made it with love! Well, actually, I stole it from my dad's co-worker, but he said he made it with love! Seriously...

Sure, but you'll have to mind me being abit nasty, I can't help it sometimes =/

Last bit, I'm the same, it takes an awful lot to make me hit someone, and thats if they've hit me first.

Also, if you don't want to get physical, make yourself look, how at school they say, "Harder" as in, tougher, more masculin than them, that way they should back off once they realize you'll hurt them, lol.

dont kick their can, they will just get you for assault.

I can relate to that....................................

kill em or beat em up or shoot em with mi skewer shooter check it 0out on my instructable i get bullied as well this sorted em out hope i did some help oh bye= the way i cant accept any responsibity for wat u do

Skewer shooter? No offense dude, but I don't think I would want any weapons help from you. I make and collect real weapons such as swords, clubs, and knives, and I can easily decapitate any kid with them, I just don't want to.

LOL, the bullies are also Indonesians. Go figure, stupid. LOL, JK buddy :-P And anyway I did kick their arses.


9 years ago

Make a taser and use it on them every time they bully you.

I already said I have no problem whatsoever kicking their arses in physical combat. (And I did. I pants'd them in swimming classed and beat the living crus outta them)

Typo. I meant crud. And yes, everybody in my class said I just claimed epic win.

Haha! How right they are!

You have swimming class? Man..... All we have is gym for one semester......