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If you had $1,000,000 Answered

If you had $1,000,000 that you couldn't spend but had to give away (to a non-realitive) who or what would you give it to. Whether its a charity or a company or whatever be creative.

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i would buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel.

They were just out of stock at the PX. Some nerdish chap in a green bowtie got the last one.

It was "Pay day Activities" and his class A's were in the cleaners.

i would buy you a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

I have one of those bills Walmart didn’t find it funny when I tried to buy something with it.

Some guy tried it at a walmart and went to jail.
I did go to a teller I knew at my bank and asked her to make change jokingly, she just laughed.

I would buy you a house.

(Care to enlighten a pop-culture n00b on the reference?)

What is this "pop-culture" of which you speak?

What a great question. The term "pop-culture" is English for schadenfreude, and refers to the satisfaction and superiority one feels which observing the social missteps, ignorance and poor judgement demonstrated by minor musicians, singers and actors.

Barenaked Ladies, "If I Had A Million Dollars." They're Canadian, eh?

It would be a happy few hours launching paper aeroplanes (made from cash) from a blimp over a city.