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Inappropriate Ads Answered

Hey, I had an inappropriate (in my opinion) google-ad show up. I was searching forums for "chat room" and an ad for Horny Swinger Sex Chat came up. The site was SwingerNet.com . Aside from the fact that I thought it was an ad for a sex-swing (which would at least be interesting), it really goes a bit beyond PG-13. Here's the URL: http://www.swappernet.com/sn/Freesignup.aspx?afl=6g_ssc24&gclid=CIb94-uk25gCFQrAGgodwHJ-dw

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I been told I wuz ugly enuff to stand on th' tracks and grin and it would make freight train take a detour up a dirt road !!

Hello there good friend. Thank you for providing me link to adult website. (LOL I talk like this when I'm in perv mode)

Ya everyone says that when I'm in perv mode. They all say 'LOL'.....

I saw this one here. Really bad

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that 3rd chick is UGLY... Im not even sure if she's a chick...

Yeah! Ugly people should not be allowed to be naughty!

Yeah, it ruins it for the ugly people looking at the naughty stuff... and elsewhere on cable there is a storm about to brew on evolution on BBC, coverage on vegetarianism on Animal Planet, and good old wrestling...take your pick

Hahaha. There should be a "breaking forums news" topic that tells of the flames, wars, truces and such on the forums.

Your armor seems to be singed again. I'll just dust off the banhammer and get it ready again. *sigh*

It is sharper than any shark's tooth, and heavier than 9 elephants. My trigger finger has poison ivy on it that no calamine lotion can touch. Users! Beware and do not spam.

Too scared to run..... *crawls away, whimpering softly*

Such a wimp.... EYUP ADDIE!!! Fancy a burger'n fries?

I do not fancy a burger'n fries. Do you fancy a whoopin'?

I dunno. Would it be a fancy whoopin' , or just your average everyday garden-variety whoopin'?

Ok. Sounds good. I hereby volunteer Rocket Sci to accept that whoopin'!

Awesome. It's been almost 20 minutes since I last gave an overconfident teenage male a whoopin'.

>Looks around<

Where is he?

Where does one get a whoopin', you ask? Why, right here!

OO OO, I'm so scared.... Heck I've got half a foot and at least 15 pounds on you... Your only chance would be if I took pity on you and let you whoop me....

Pfft. Brains conquer brawn. It's all in how you use what you've got. And how would you know what you have on me?

Lights! >grabs flashlight< Camera! >grabs rope< ACTION!! >tackles and ties up Addie< Now what....

So sorry to disappoint, that was merely a cardboard cutout of me. Pardon me while I defeat you.

Seems to be you're like a dog with a car - ya don't know what to do now that you have what you've been pursuing.

I know! I'll come rescue you! >goes out side, changes outfit< >triumphantly bursts back in< >cuts Addie loose< TA DA!!

Coverage on vegetarianism on Animal Planet??? Are they trying to convince lions to rethink their diets? And good old wrestling? Talk about ugly people doing naughty things!

I'm just going with the herd but part of the argument might be bull.

Anybody else out there remember "Bull of the Woods"?

Bull from Night Court, that was when TV was good.

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Richard Moll! He was brilliant. I think he also had a bit part in "SHirley & Laverne" as a hoodlum or something.

I mean there is such a wider variety of less uglyness available...

I thought that was fixed? The worst I've seen for a long time are those slightly creepy 3d-avatars-in-their-underwear adverts.