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Instantaneous combustion. Answered

So here's the story.

Me and my friend were walking home from school when suddenly he instantly combusted into a huge fireball.

RIP Connor

Missed by many.



too much Taco Bell.

Heck, even their hottest hot sauce is hardly hot at all.....I can drink the stuff

I'm so sorry for your loss, I know how it feels. I lost my friend the same way while skiing.

Just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?

All right, who gave him burritos??

Why were you walking home across a stage in front of an audience?

that is fake because that does not look normal

Well of course its not going to look normal. He is combusting!

Nice, got a video? ;-)

wait did this really happen. and if it did happen how did he get into a instantaneous combustion??

didn't really happen. did it?