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Judgement day (again) Answered

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Kiteman

7 years ago

Apparently, The End is now this coming Friday, 21st October.

Camping says they're not making a big fuss on advertising it, because it is now too late for anybody to change their fate, one way or the other.

(Which means that the chap who just door-stepped me with a promise of Salvation has been wasting his time in more than one way...)

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lemonieKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

Camping is not making a big fuss advertising it, because they spent all their money last time. And quite obviously so.

I'm working on an Instructable for doorsteppers....

L

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Kiteman

7 years ago

An undisturbed night's sleep...

Oh, well.

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

Hmmm, I can't understand how you could have been left behind.....

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KitemanGoodhart

Reply 7 years ago

I understand the, er, prophet is proving hard to contact at the moment...

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

Hmm, so he may have been the ONLY one to have been taken ? LOL

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AndyGadgetGoodhart

Reply 7 years ago

 
C'mon Mr Camping, cheer up.
It's not like it's the end of the world.

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musick_08

7 years ago

Well its 6pm. Still alive and kickin, see y'all tomorrow :p

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AndyGadget

7 years ago

 
Today's the day!

Bad news though - It's too late to have Eternal Earth-Bound Pets look after your pets when you've been taken up to your new and eternal life.  They have been experiencing unprecedented demand - Cash in advance, one would assume.

Beautiful sunny day here in South-West England.
Perfect weather for an Apocalypse.
(But I think I'll give the rupture a miss.)

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Kitemanlemonie

Reply 7 years ago

Eleven hours since the first earthquake was supposed to hit, but nothing on the news...

Maybe it's just the rapture, and the earthquakes hit later? Should we do a roll-call?

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DJ RadioKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

Apparantly people who are "Saved" are merely swept up in the rapture today, and that end of the world stuff really happens October 21.

Regardless, I'm going to leave some old clothes I don't want lying in the street.

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Randomguy65DJ Radio

Reply 7 years ago

Actually, Large earthquakes are supposed to happen. Those who die will either go to heaven or hell. If you live through the earthquakes, Your supposed to go straight to hell In October.

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DJ RadioRandomguy65

Reply 7 years ago

Aww, I would have gone looting if I survived such an earthquake and did everything people told me I couldn't do because it was wrong just because I'd go straight to hell anyway regardless.

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KitemanDJ Radio

Reply 7 years ago

Get a whole bunch of friends to do it late at night / very early in the morning - leave clothes laid out in poses around the town, and then phone the morning radio to ask if anybody knows where all those people have gone...

(Don't forget to take plenty of photos, and write an Instructable: "How to Fake The Rapture".)

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lemonieKiteman

Reply 7 years ago


God / Jesus uplifts people naked?
(That's not what I've seen in artists' impressions... ever)

L

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Kitemanlemonie

Reply 7 years ago

I have no idea, it's just a bit of fun (are we really arguing about the technicalities of a myth?).

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

I just got back from the docs.....so the I have wasted my money on the meds now? >:-D

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DJ RadioKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

A bit too late for that, and I only have about 2 or 3 friends who could help me with that.

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KitemanDJ Radio

Reply 7 years ago

So it's a small rapture... ;-)

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

is that shouting while trying to put out a fire on your person? (roll call). ;-)

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KitemanKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

Oh, I just saw Laddo on the news - he's not expecting anything before 6pm, wherever he is in the US.

If I fall out of bed around 2am, I will be seriously, er, surprised.

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AndyGadgetlemonie

Reply 7 years ago

 
Mega-ROFL!

From your link :-

Due to unforeseen circumstances, it has been necessary to make a late change to the Festival Programme. True Grit will now be shown at 6:30pm on Saturday 28 May (not 7pm), and Apocalypse Now has been moved to Sunday 29 May at 7pm. Both will be shown at Holmfirth Picturedrome – all tickets remain valid!

Have fun.

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lemonieAndyGadget

Reply 7 years ago


Yes, I am going to see Apocalypse Now so that's helpful, isn't it?
True Grit maybe.

L

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AndyGadgetlemonie

Reply 7 years ago

 
The Apocalypse has been rescheduled - Possibly Mr Camping's response tomorrow.

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Goodhart

7 years ago

in 8 more minutes.......

 

raptor jesus.jpg
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GoodhartGoodhart

Reply 7 years ago

Oh wait, they are looking for the rapture, not the raptor......

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AndyGadget

7 years ago

 
I've just remembered THIS - Brilliant!

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lemonieAndyGadget

Reply 7 years ago

Yes, I do like Peter Cook sometimes.
I've not yet seen any news reports about things kicking-off yet, should we be doing the kicking-off...?

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DJ Radio

7 years ago

You could easily disprove his theories with the exact same bible.

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Matthew 24:36

He said to them: “It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority. But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.”

Acts 1:7-8

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lemonieDJ Radio

Reply 7 years ago


It's the 21st today isn't it? (partying last night... that was good, and now I have a headache...)

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DJ Radiolemonie

Reply 7 years ago

I wish I had a better way to spend my friday nights...

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Tornado96

7 years ago

There is a major flaw in all these end of teh world theories. That is if it's coming from some form of biblical proof.

First off when Jesus says That Not even the son (jesus) knows the day of judgement. Therefore, the conclusion can be brought forth that God has not made any special puzzle or anything to solve when the last day is. Only he knows and no one else will ever know.

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lemonieTornado96

Reply 7 years ago


~Mmm this is supposed to kick-off next weekend, thanks for reminding me.
Yes I do agree with you.

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Kiteman

7 years ago

Oh, I love loonies like this.

They've got so many of the basics wrong, but convinced themselves they are god's chosen, so can't have gotten it wrong...
  • Their date for creation is about 5000 years out (according to the biblical chronology).
  • Their date for Judgement Day is wrong - the 17th day of the second month of the current Hebrew year is May 9th, not the 21st, so even if they're right, they're in for a shock...

See also Daily Mail, 8th March 2011.


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Randomguy65Kiteman

Reply 7 years ago

Well, If I am able to wake up tommorw morning on this Earth, and their are no reports of mass human "wipeouts", Family Radio is wrong.......again.

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lemonieKiteman

Reply 7 years ago


While rkbrumbelow says Camping is a theological troll, the reason I brought this up is that vehicles like your favorite tabloid have been giving him publicity.
I like In order to get the warning out in time he fudged his calculations, a mistake he maintains he did not make this time.
It's clearly nonsensical, a half-arsed excuse.

L

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Kitemanlemonie

Reply 7 years ago

"Now, children, can anybody spot the deliberate mistake I made when I typed out this worksheet?"

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GoodhartKiteman

Reply 7 years ago

I was half hoping you'd go for the obvious joke and type the sentence this way: "Now, children, can anybody spot the deliberat mistake I made when I typed out this worksheet?"

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Randomguy65

7 years ago

Do you believe this? I am back and froth on it, not knowing where to go. i am also scared to death, as I am only 13, and I might die in ten days.


Though, If Camping swore that this was going to happen last time he predicted like he is this time, he is most likely to be wrong.

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lemonieRandomguy65

Reply 7 years ago


Relax man, if he's working off the wrong calendar it may have already not-happened.

L

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rkbrumbelow

7 years ago

Given the fact that the purported rapture is unscriptural, and that scripture specifically states that no man knows the time or hour of the parousia the only thing one can know for certain is that the parousia will not occur on the 21.

Camping is a theological troll.

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lemonierkbrumbelow

Reply 7 years ago

Camping is a theological troll.
That's an interesting statement, which makes sense to me. However, if that is the case, can you predict what he will do/say on the 22nd?

L

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rkbrumbelowlemonie

Reply 7 years ago

Likely that there was a partial coming, a judgement or that the process has started to be fulfilled at a later date.

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lemonierkbrumbelow

Reply 7 years ago


Jesus gets up in the morning ready for the rapture... says "no, not yet. I think they need a bit longer, postponed"
?

L