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Just say NO to Cake Answered

Let them, um, inject cake? The effects of Cake on the brain....

Cake report

Ok, ok, so it's old news.....I thought it was interesting nevertheless. :-)



I will not give up cake.

You stay away from my cake!!

>Guards cake while giving the room the evil eye<

>saddles up next to Lira< Lets guard our cake together! Now we just need luke to provide the full triang of outward protection.

We'll just wait until you are completely stuffed and high on your Cake, and then attack LOL

When we are on our cake 'high' due to our addiction, we will flail outwards like cake fuelled ninjas, you would not stand a chance, and the fight would be over swiftly.

Oh I can just picture it......


Cake, as written up in the report, is very addictive.....

NOOOOOO! Not cake, say it ain't so! First moonshine, then chewing tobacco, even muscadine wine.......Is there no substance left safe for escapeing the daily misery?

Ted Maul is one of my all-time favorite reporters (I didn't realise your sense of humour was as warped as mine...)

Since I couldn't find his excellent report on suspects being eaten by the police, here's Eugene Fraxby and bombdogs.


That is the cheesiest stuff I have ever herd! Its worse even than Scientology!.

:-) Too bad it can't be embedded....