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Kiteman is actually Mike Rowe! Answered

Kiteman is actually Mike Rowe! All that talk about him being (censored) and living in (censored) and having (censored) is FALSE, as proved by this ad! It pops up all over the place. I mean, really, look at the pictures. The conclusion is a foregone one. It's inescapable. But they do look scarily alike...

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ilpug

8 years ago

God created the universe because Kiteman told him "thou shalt post"

Under many people's bowtie theres a shirt collar. under kitemans bow tie there is another instructable

Doctor Who recently traded in his phone booth because he wanted a model of time macine that looks like the shed. Unfortunately, kiteman has the only one.

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Kitemanilpug

Reply 8 years ago

Woah, way to resurrect a topic!


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AnarchistAsian

9 years ago

hey! where's you get all those pics of him?

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Chicken2209Kiteman

Reply 9 years ago

the first i see a woggle (?) and i can 't remember the second

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KitemanChicken2209

Reply 9 years ago

That is a woggle, the second is from the BBC via a thread here.

No more hints.

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Lithium Rain

9 years ago

Just taking a wild stab at who you're talking to, I've honestly accepted his apology and have moved on. But while I hold no grudges, I'll be very happy to never have any dealings ever again with that pervert.

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NachoMahmaLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

. Since power and all his posts seem to have disappeared, I did a little houskeeping and deleted my remark.

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Labot2001NachoMahma

Reply 9 years ago

Who is this "Power" character I keep hearing about? Could you PM me? Obviously I missed something; I haven't been around as much as in the past.

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Labot2001

9 years ago

Oh, no Adrain... Remember your "GorrilazMiko is Coolz" topic? *shakes head*...

Haha, just poking fun ;-)

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Lithium RainLabot2001

Reply 9 years ago

Oh, and contrary to popular belief, my name is not pronounced "Uh-drain".

It's Adrian...

:D

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Keith-KidLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

A drain, a brain, Ubber-ain? Ad-rain? Adri an? An adri?

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Lithium Rainbumpus

Reply 9 years ago

*Grumble* The people who were accusing me ironically enough made some fairly racist assumptions about me...

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Kiteman

9 years ago

Hah, it's funny reading comments are trying to compliment me without sounding like stalkers, or without sounding like they're coming out.

I can confirm, however, that I have never shaken Mike Rowe's hand.

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ll.13Kiteman

Reply 9 years ago

Fact: You can't shake your own hand.

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ll.13Keith-Kid

Reply 9 years ago

You have two right hands? wow.

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Keith-Kidll.13

Reply 9 years ago

No, I have a right, a left, a reft and a pie.

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Keith-KidKiteman

Reply 9 years ago

Why would you shake your own hand? Besides, everyone knows real men shake power tools.

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zachninmeKiteman

Reply 9 years ago

I know this is random... but you know how there's Chuck Norris jokes? You know how there's a bunch of spinnoffs? We totally need some Kiteman jokes ;-)

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bumpusLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

Kiteman can play the violin with a saxophone.

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Lithium Rainbumpus

Reply 9 years ago

HAHAHAHA! That's perfect! Kiteman has counted to infinity...twice.

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Chicken2209Kiteman

Reply 9 years ago

Kiteman can slam a revolving door... I know this is kinda of weird but can you lick your own elbow?

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KitemanChicken2209

Reply 9 years ago

Lots of people can lick my elbow. Unfortunately, I am not one of them.

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Chicken2209Kiteman

Reply 9 years ago

just needed to know where to place the line

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bumpusChicken2209

Reply 9 years ago

A few people can, others, however cannot.

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Labot2001bumpus

Reply 9 years ago

Labot can play the saxophone without a violin.

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gmjhoweKiteman

Reply 9 years ago

haha, well, personally, i think he looks nothing like you, he isnt cartoony looking, he isnt wearing a bow tie.

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KentsOkay

9 years ago

Nah, he just has a six toe fetish...

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Keith-Kid

9 years ago

I knew it! It's all a conspiracy! Eric is actually the king of England! Canida is the princess of Alaska! I'm the chosen one! An Apple a day doesn't really keep the doctors away!

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Plasmana

9 years ago

Cool...

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NachoMahma

9 years ago

. Your fingers must have gone crazy on the last sentence. Shouldn't that be "But they do look scary."

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skunkbait

9 years ago

Nice woggle!

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Lithium Rainskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

Good eye! That is indeed the ible that picture was taken from...

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Doctor What

9 years ago

Kiteman is much more better looking than mike rowe! Does that sound odd? I mean that in a totally hetero way!

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Lithium RainDoctor What

Reply 9 years ago

No.

That sounds insane.

Uh, sorry Kiteman. I mean, you're good-looking too! Not that I notice. I mean, I did, but, uh...ah snap...