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More patches up for grabs! Answered

For no particular reason, I have created a set of patches based on the web comics Questionable Content and XKCD.

Do you want one?

Then tell me why you deserve one...

Hiccup Update: I can't send patches until the image upload thingie is fixed (I only uploaded the picture of Pintsize when I wrote this).  Sorry.


Because I'm awesome?
Because I have more ibles than you?
Because patches make me happy?

OOOOOOO nice patch! I love your art work! Do you have an ible on how to make your own patch? Is there a secret on how to send these type of patches to other members for fun? Other than through the patch program? I would love to advertise your lovely patches on my profile page! I see a deeper picture about these lovely patches than what you might see. I see the whole ible community sending out these lovely patches to honor our Kiteman's humor and generosity! If approved my page is always open 24/7 for receiving patches from Kiteman. Perhaps someday Kiteman might honor me with not just one but 2 lovely patches, A heart because he has suc h a big one and a cup because when people see my profile they will ask where did ya get that cup! That is when I send them that nospamlink and he just sold a cup to that happy viewer!

Why don't I deserve a patch?

I deserve one because...... Bob Dylan is Awesome.

I have totally disassociated myself from "questionable" science :-)

Is that Hannelores Roomba robot with a rocket on its back Wilmslow must be soooo jealous

Thats from comic 1557 where pintsize and wilmslow decide to make an extreme sport but the roomba just driving up the ramp wasn't enough in an earlier strip so they put a rocket on its back and when it came off the ramp it flew out the window smoashing it into around 30 pieces in the strip.

Burgundy hippopotamus?

Because I'm a cute geek girl with access to a laser cutter :-)

Keep away from my laser cutter!

...and something important still lying on her sewing machine?

Yes, I know. They'll be in the post tomorrow if you PM me your snail address (I have mislaid the bit of paper). Lizzy

Ah, that old excuse...

(That I use all the time...)

And now it has a stamp on it and has been passed into the hands of Royal Mail. Oh and I remembered to put the badges in it too! Sorry it has taken so long.

Because I'm a fanatic of QC and have access to a laser cutter and will cut stuff out for you if you ask? Ps. Is that Pintsize after his chassis upgrade but still with the laser or without it as Marten removed after he destroyed part of the LAN park

To add to the above comment are you completely up to date with QC because I'm on comic 1349

Because i figured out that if you rearrange the letters in your name its spells:

Kiteman =  Team Ink

Which is the name of my old runescape clan =P


8 years ago

Because I need motivation to cut into my house's cold and hot water lines to install a new sink. I'm handy with a propane torch, but I ain't no plumber...

i deserve one because i am the inventor/builder in my group of friends :)

.  You've already sent me more than one patch, so I'll not ask for another. I'll just (ab)use this opportunity to brag about my K-number of 1.


8 years ago

Because I have a secret storm drain base in case of Velociraptors repopulating?

Because I am Canadian???? Porcupine has very big grin on her face, coyley fluttering her eyelashes. If that doesn't work...How about taking care of a four year old and a fourteen month old and I'm still cognisant. Or....just because you like me?????

I deserve one because I want one!!! MAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I deserve one because you and I are awesome and i made all of my 15 year old friends read xkcd comics at a lock in

I have content. I am questionable.

Make it XKCD, spent a hour or so going through all 2000 something cartoons in one sitting when someone first mentioned it in the forums. I would prefer the Cathy comic over Questionable Content.

I read it all in one sitting. By the end my life was significantly greater.

I deserve one for bumping your topic, (and contributing to it)



Do you get something weird when you click where the img should be?



(sigh) It's been Royston-ed again...


Yarg, all I get is:

This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below.

<Message>Access Denied</Message>



8 years ago

I deserve one because I stayed up 'till 4am reading XKCD comics.

I deserve one because I have subscribed to you for over a year and have built your paper catapult