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Most Embarrassing (thanks Skate) Moments. Answered

Ok, everybody's got one. WHat's your most embarassing moment? You know: split your pants, threw up on a friend, toilet paper stuck to your shoe, forgot to cover a hickey- that sort of thing. I'll go first. Today at church (I'm the minister for a small congregation), I forgot and left my cellphone on. "No big deal" you say? My ringtone is David Allen Coe (a VERY "In-your-face" and "offensive in a funny sort of way" country musician). I was just finishing up Sunday school, and getting ready to give my sermon. Then the phone rang, everyone could hear..... "I was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison...". My wife quickly hung it up (but didn't turn it off). Then it rang AGAIN!! I was looking for something to crawl under. I wanted to die! The church-members all laughed (because they know my sense of humor), but I turned red as a beet. I stepped outside, and returned the call, as we were sort of at a stopping place. I figured it must be an emergency for anyone to call me in the middle of "church". It turns out the call was a church member, who's been out of town for a couple of months wanting to wish everybody well, and see if he could listen in on part of the service. Moral of the story: Get a different ringtone!!! OK, Who's next?

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DJ Radio

9 years ago

ok, it was on the first day of school. I went to the assembly place, but it turns out thats where the girls go for assembly.

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DJ Radioskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

not rly, nobody made a big deal about it, and by the time school started, it blew off all the way. it could have been worse..............

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skunkbaitDJ Radio

Reply 9 years ago

WHen I joined the track team in highschool, the coach screwed up and gave me an old uniform. The problem was, the old colour had become JUST FOR GIRLS. I didn't realize it till I showed up at the meet in a girls (coloured) sweatsuit!

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Goodhartskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

:-) I was good at starting school on the right foot.....just normally in the wrong homeroom *sigh*

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skunkbaitGoodhart

Reply 9 years ago

Or on the wrong bus!!! (been there done that) Hey maybe that's why I felt the need to buy my OWN bus.

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Goodhartskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

the only bus I own is inside my computer ;-)

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skunkbaitGoodhart

Reply 9 years ago

You must have a BIG computer. I can't even fit my bus in the barn!

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Radioactv BiohazardDJ Radio

Reply 9 years ago

DJ Radio posted:
ok,

it was on the first day of school. I went to the assembly place, but it turns out thats where the girls go for assembly.

How is that a bad thing? I would have stayed there.

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kelseymh

9 years ago

(DJ's alternate account bumped it, it's not my fault, really!) That is truly outstanding! I hope you (a) used the incident in a future sermon, and (b) immediately recinded the no-cell-phone policy, in the interest of justice :-)

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skunkbaitkelseymh

Reply 9 years ago

Never really had a no-cell policy. I always thought it funny when someone ELSEs' cell phone went off. But I did finally change my ringtone to "Only God Knows Why".

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kelseymhskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

I'm picturing you answering your cell in church, and it's Bill Cosby's voice saying, "Noah!"...

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NachoMahmakelseymh

Reply 9 years ago

. "Right! ... What's an ark?"
. Gee! You are old if you remember that one.

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PKM

9 years ago

In retrospect one of my worst moments (and thankfully the only one of my entire life I absolutely can't remember) was drinking too much, trials biking in the street, propositioning my friend's girlfriend, having to be carried up the staris and throwing up in my friend's bed (the same one whose girlfriend it was and who was hosting the party) in the space of about 45 minutes. Of course, I was drunk so didn't notice :D The worst one at the time was going out for PE with a tiny splash of water from the sink right on the front of my trousers.. no-one would have noticed except that when we picked teams for some reason we were standing in two lines facing each other, and by the time about 3/4 of the class was in the line facing me someone started laughing, pointed it out, others started laughing, eventually the teacher had to look what was going on :( I got my own back though, the one who first pointed it out repeated the story on the bus on the way home and I out-argued him with "You must have been staring pretty hard at my crotch to notice one drop of water".. he didn't look so smart then :) Oh, and turning up to secondary school in a girls blazer (identical to boys' but blue instead of black) for the first few weeks because my parents bought me the wrong one. With a terrible haircut. I was t3h stylish as an 11 year old.

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skunkbaitPKM

Reply 9 years ago

My mom went once for a business lunch and got a splash of water in "that" area. She ended up taking her dress off and wetting the WHOLE THING in the sink so that it would at least all be the same colour!

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Lithium Rainskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

I think I would just put a napkin in my lap rather than do that!

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skunkbaitLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

Or at least "spill" some water elsewhere to make it look more like an accident than an "incident".

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jessyratfink

10 years ago

I don't drink, but a few years ago I was making dinner for friends and the food required red wine for marinating. I didn't want it to go to waste, so I had a glass while I was cooking. And then another glass. I hadn't eaten anything, and before I know it, I'm feeling quite strange. Before I know it, I'm done eating and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is on and I'm on the floor under the coffee table singing about breasts.

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DJ Radiojessyratfink

Reply 9 years ago

AHHHHHHH! YOU FELL IN THE TRAP THAT BUDWISER AND SAM ADAMS AND COORS SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chunkymuggenjessyratfink

Reply 9 years ago

Ahhhhhh breasts... i remember when i saw my first breasts....*stares away dreamily*

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jessyratfinkskunkbait

Reply 10 years ago

At least nothing else happened! My friends will never let me live it down, though. The one time I drink, and it's slightly accidental. :P

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Goodhartjessyratfink

Reply 10 years ago

I bet your friends regret it to this day that they had no video camera, too LOL

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jessyratfinkGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

They most definitely do. They keep trying to get a repeat. Everytime I cook, they keep asking me to make the same dish or something similar.

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killerjackalopejessyratfink

Reply 10 years ago

Maybe you should secretly drink the odd time to have some tolerance, just to ruin it for them, then get them plastered and video it, show to their relatives...

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Goodhartkillerjackalope

Reply 10 years ago

Or color some water to look like the alcohol in question, kept on the side, for you to drink, and also "pass (the real stuff) around" :-)

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killerjackalopeGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Yes but mine means getting jessy drunk at some point... Actually I think a tolerance to alcohol is an important thing to have, simply because in some situations like business dinners it's rude not to have a few but getting drunk on those few is worse...

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Goodhartkillerjackalope

Reply 10 years ago

In my section of the world, drinking during business hours is a no no :-)

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killerjackalopeGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Goodha-art You know what I mean...

Business crud, like the trips...

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Goodhartkillerjackalope

Reply 10 years ago

I suppose :-) Different types I businesses probably do this more so than others. I have been somewhat sheltered you know ;-)

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GoodhartGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

BTW: check out the crude job I did on the video of the cheese races....you were right, MonkeyJam was fairly easy to use and learn :-)

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killerjackalopeGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Well goodhart always was a quiet boy, never did anything bad, until one day, he went to his new job and when I came to collect him he was on a table singing

The video turned out quite nicely, in a funny way...

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Goodhartjessyratfink

Reply 10 years ago

They should be more creative, like a dish with Brandy in it or Bourbon ;-)