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Music-Inspired Toilets Answered

The newest meaning of guitar or piano solo. Jammin' Johns--slogan: 'music to your rear'--is a company with a toilet design for the musically inclined.

From their web site: After several years of research & development, Jammin' Johns presents our finest quality 'Studio Series'. The products are produced by a guitar factory that manufactures some of the most popular brands of guitars. The 'Studio Series' features our own newly designed ring with chrome hardware for low maintenance. All finishes are of the highest quality and are hand buffed.

Even more impressively, the company boasts a famous list of clientele: WIllie Nelson, Dolly Parton, and Steven Spielberg have all purchased a Jammin' John. Thankfully, Spielberg decided against a very painful Jaws-themed toilet.

Jammin' Johns via Neatorama


i would use a violin. personally i think they belong there

what's next?!? violin plungers???

Hehe, rock out with your c*ck out! LOL


10 years ago

Creepy! There are some instruments that might not work as well as others... the flute for example.

This one time at band camp...

Yeah, that's where Evil Bike didn't want to go. Lol.

you might not want to go there...um...yeah...

I was just saying it wouldn't make a very good lid.

Does it play the jaws theme music when you sit down? du-du du-du dun dun duuuhhhnnn.......

I don't hear Jaws music in my head when I read that. I hear Super Mario Bros. world 1-2. :P

hahahaha yea ! Are you in San Francisco now? i saw the pictures of the welcoming at the airport, looked funny :P

i am sooooooo jealous...... You are very lucky :P 1/2 the people on this site would give their left arm to intern there :D hope you enjoy it !

wow....... interesting...... I wonder if I could get my guitar to do that.

Music toilets?!?! Wow!


10 years ago

There must be hundreds of toilet seat guitars, if not guitar toilet seats... It's even patented...

Useless Fun Fact of the day: the "opalescent" contact paper used so much on amp cabinets, bathroom fixtures and other consumer products in the 1950's is usually referred to today as "mother-of-toilet-seat."

Hmmn......tuba pooping.....