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Ninja Vs Secret Agents Answered

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AlternateLives

7 years ago

Ninjas FTW!

by the way, Bond actually was a Ninja in the film "You Only Live Twice".

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atrpcevska

7 years ago

it's definitely ninjas

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Mothys

10 years ago

go ninjas

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skunkbait

10 years ago

Let's see... Ninja- Sharp sticks, swords and smoke bombs. Secret Agent- Sniper rifle, body armour, plastic explosives. I'm gonna have to go with the secret agent.

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AnarchistAsianskunkbait

Reply 10 years ago

buh, look at it this way:

Ninja - blades, smoke bombs, the like... plus crazy skills and training, top physical condition, can be invisible", can spot hidden enemies, dodge bullets (and by that, i mean moving in less time than it takes for the opponent to pull the trigger), and possibly modern equipment...

secret agent - anything they want under 100,000 dollars, ok combat training still less than militarywhich is still less than monk/ninja

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skunkbaitAnarchistAsian

Reply 10 years ago

I definitely agree about the physical training and condition, and most Ninja's have much sharper senses. -Hand to hand (and ultra-close quarters) combat: I'd pick the Ninja, no doubt. -Combat beyond 50ft.: Still gotta go with the Secret Agent. Lastly, the secret agents always have cooler hair.

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KentsOkayskunkbait

Reply 10 years ago

I'm with the Skunk, since ninjas are mostly legend, you'll have to pit them against their secret agent counterpart; James Bond and MacGyver. Those two versus a pair of ninjas would swing in the agents favor.

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AnarchistAsianKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

well, look at batman, he's a modern ninja... and he could beat bond or Macgyver any day in a fight...

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KentsOkayAnarchistAsian

Reply 10 years ago

He's a superhero, that's a completely different class. Both secret agents and ninjas are in the employ of another (for the most part 'nyways).

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AnarchistAsianKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

but he's a superhero with no super powers... cool gadgets (like secret agents) crazy ninja skills (like crazy ninjas)

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skunkbaitAnarchistAsian

Reply 10 years ago

Oh yeah! Batman has the best of both worlds. But what if Superman had Ninja skills, an unlimited budget and a band of former KGB and CIA agents as a support crew?

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AnarchistAsianskunkbait

Reply 10 years ago

well, superman still wouldn't have the drive that batman has...

superman ~kind of~ had parents, and they never died...

KGB... i don't think they'd work for batman unless they got a lot of money...

CIA... wait wait, isn't that the kind of person you'd employ?

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AnarchistAsianKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

buh i said that!
*re-reads comment*

oops, i thought i said that...

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skunkbaitKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

Ok, let's be "realistic" here. The "Beverly Hills Ninja" vs. "Maxwell Smart".

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skunkbaitKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

How 'bout Hong Kong Phooey Vs. Inspector Gadget?

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AnarchistAsianskunkbait

Reply 10 years ago

hmm... beyond 50 ft... bow and arrows can go 300ft easily... beyond 300ft... teh ninja will track you down! they are invisible.... and don't forget, they could steal guns, or something from secret agents.... secret agents... they really just do recon... james bond never got away without help from tech or other people... guns jam... ammo runs out...

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AnarchistAsianAnarchistAsian

Reply 10 years ago

oh yeah, and then there's batman... he's like both...still, his skills are all from crazy ninja training...

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KentsOkay

10 years ago

Secret agents. James Bond and MacGyver could take on a pair of ninjas any day...

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wolf555hound

10 years ago

deflect? but i like secret angents. they pwnzorz,+they look pwnage(even tohugh ninjas do also...)=pwnt!

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AnarchistAsianwolf555hound

Reply 10 years ago

nah, coz ninjas are basicly secret agents, but with more skillz and training...

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DJ Radio

10 years ago

ninjas-they can delect bullets

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The Jamalam

10 years ago

ninjas obviously, the secret agent wouldnt even get the chance to see his killer

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V-Man737The Jamalam

Reply 10 years ago

Actually, ninjas are the obvious choice because josefu0 is an Asian supremacist.