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Paracord? Answered

Where is a really cheap source of genuine 550 paracord for cheap, like $6.00 for 100 feet


On the Amazons (amazon.com) you can get 100 ft for 7.50$(just checked) and they have 10 or so different colors!

I LOVE that store. There is a brick and mortar store about 5 miles from me. I went there weekly for the first 4-5 years it was open. I've spent WAY too much money there. Hum, maybe I'll swing by there at lunch and see what's changed.

On Google.

I looked all over google and couldn't find any paracord. I even used maps and streetview. I'm so confused. I uploaded a picture to be humourous, but IE sucks so hard it won't let me upload it and attach it to a message... Rest assured, there should be a picture of http://johndenugent.com/jdn/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Google-headquarters.jpg below.

Oh, silly me! I should have said in Google! You'll find hundreds of Google employees sporting paracord lanyards, keyrings, and whatnot. Not to mention all the paracord-endowed golden parachutes in the upper offices.

By the way, here's your picture, courtesy of the magic of IMG:

Will any of those employees sell the author a 100 foot piece of their beloved cord for only 6 dollars though? Might be a little more expensive, like 6 dollars + all of your personal information for the rest of all time.

Hmmm... perhaps 100 Google employee would each sell a foot of paracord, for six cents plus the author's social security number and videos of his fourth birthday party?

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!