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Put That Down! Answered

"They" have chosen the top 25 "put downs" from American and British TV of the last 40 years.

The list is here

Have you any of your own to add to the list?

This class is from the shallow end of the gene pool, and somebody' peed in it.


Nan - The Catherine Tate Show. Describing an encounter with an overweight hospital volunteer: "She said to me last time, 'You look bored, Mrs Taylor. I've got three words for you: Barbara Taylor Bradford.' So I said, 'Yeah? I've got three words for you too: calorie controlled diet."

This basically describes my life working in a bookstore.

What? There's no History Today in here?

I call skulduggery!

Isn't skulduggery just the best word ever?

Spots flimsy excuse to tell current favourite joke

Why are pirates so wicked?

Here's a good one I heard in my math class: Q: What's a pirate's favorite drink? A: Aaarange Juice

I don't know, they just aarrrgh!

Why do seagulls fly over seas, and not bays?


Reply 10 years ago

Because then they'd be bagels!

*scratches head* Sorry, your humor attempt was lost on me...

If you don't know what History Today is, then watch this: (Starts a bit slow, but watch all of it for full effect)

Gareth Blackstock / Lenny Henry:
Bring me a sharp knife quick! I am going to castrate this man! With talent like that (points at culinary disaster) in the human gene pool, the human race is doomed!

Smash labs was a major put down too me. It makes me sick. I hate that show. They should just give all of their money to the mythbusters. They have helicopters and crazy stuff like that on their show all of the time. Just makes me sick!

they don't mean dissapointments, they mean comebacks: -I know you are but what am ? something like that

I love Black Adder "A broach of the finest green"

Goon show- "He's the nearest thing I've seen to a human being without actually being one!"

Bulldrick, who's useing the family brain cell at the moment? one of my fave's! Plus most of my mate's have never heard of blackadder so I get all the cred, lol.

Not sure... but marc92 poked me...

I'm partial to the opening line from "Judith" by "A Perfect Circle" You're such an inspiration for the ways That I will never ever choose to be

Personally I like: "You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water !"