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Receiving the Pastafarism Sacrament Answered

About a week ago Instructables intern Bilal picked up some candy at the store; however, this was no ordinary candy. This was genuine FSM sacrament candy.

We had all the necessary equipment for a proper sacrament ceremony, so we decided to hold one at the office. I was in pure ecstasy as his noodly appendage slid down my throat. I knew from that point on my life would never be the same.

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Tis yet another sign o the second coming of the great and noodly FSM, RAmen to ye who believe and may ye be touched by his noodly appendage

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9 years ago

in b4 copy pasta (anyone who has been on /b/ should get this)

hahahahahahahahaha

Why?

(His avatar is the wallpaper on my laptop.)

Well, it looks like an account signed up just to troll on this board to me...the name, the pirate thing linking it, bumping a year-old post...to say hahaha. I dunno, just smells like a troll to me. :)

The avatar is a symbol used by Pastafarians, "Noodly One" is a title bestowed on FSM, the member has made regular comments elsewhere, and has been a member for nearly two years. OK, so he's not very active, but I don't think he's a troll.

Trolls are revealed fairly quickly....if he is not very active, it would have to be intermittent trolling at best ;-)

No trolling intended! Id been lurking for a loooong time and finally made an account a few years back with every intention of contributing a few ibles of my own but never got around to it (been rather busy)... One of these days I will. Over break.

Kiteman, would a trapping tutorial be permissable? I'd like to avoid any flaming if I could.

It depends on the trap.

PM me with your ideas.

Right, I figured the image was a pastafarian thing, and recognized the noodly one title... Ah, alright then, I figured he just signed up to troll this one, is all. Seems I was wrong though. :)

GREAT IS THE SPEGHEDEITY!!


I must go forth and purchase some of this candy, or I'll be the laughing stock of the Noodly community!

You laugh at the FSM sir? TO THE WAR FORUM!! DOWEN WITH LABCOAT WORSHIPERS!!

MAY THE FSM STRIKE THE DOWN AND SEND THEE TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, WERE STALE BEER ABOUNDS!!


However that's his decision not mine, so I don't think I'll argue the point further...

MAY OSCAR THROW ACID ON YOU AND CAST YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF FAILED LABORATORY EXPERIMENT HELL

Pfft and nonsense, the pirates will save me from your mutant lab coat, have you ever thought that it's the bacteria growing in it that cause it to be animated?

ITS NOT BACTERIA! and the pirate ship was destroyed as it sailed through my lake of acid from science faires gone bad.

Stuff and nonsense, your lab coat makes an infested petri dish look as devoid of life as the surface of the sun. There's many pirate ships, as pirates are immortal holy beings, and there ships can fly

Wow. Labcoatanism is really stupid now that I think about it.

is a warshipper, someone that ships out wars ?

Anyone know where I can find that in Australia? LONG LIVE THE GREAT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!

Haribo sweets are in most of the small neighborhood stores in most suburbs and various ethnic shops all over Australia. I really love the blue sour ones.

All you blasphemers will be forever punished in a POT OF BOILING PASTA!!!

Sweet! I want some FSM candy! I saw this in Alberta. That's great that there are other pastafarians on the site. ~RAmen

Many people have been touched by his noodley appendage. ~RAmen

fsm.bmp

Wow. This is hilarious. Good to know where Tetranitrate stands on these sort of things. In the same place I do. Congratulations, you are now a holy one.

Are you accusing him of having holes in his head ? ;-)

. I think you've gone too far with this one. IMNSHO, this goes beyond humor to ridicule. Sure, it's funny, but I don't think Ibles is the appropriate place for this.

Or the other side is, maybe people can get a thicker skin?

Hmm, expecting another to respond in a specific manner is nearly equal to your wanting them to "be you" ?

Speaking of walking the line; one of my favorite songs!

. And what a mighty fine line it is, indeed. ;)
. I don't have a problem with it. I just don't think this is the place for it. ... But I've been wrong before believe it or not heehee .

I'll second this. It's fine to poke fun (to some extent), but at least let people no that you're only kidding.

dont say anything. its tempting to tell them to convert to labcoatanisme, i know, but theres nothing you can do. you need to withhold your labcoatanist instincts.

At least nobody tried to convert you to Keithstianity. Or was Keitholicism?

Anyway, it didn't matter, since I'm an akeithist.

(dsman - take a deep breath, this is humour )

(dsman - take a deep breath, this is humour )

Hmm, take a look at Nacho's comment, Kiteman...

Hmmm... maybe.

I'd be more inclined to agree with the inappropriate place idea, rather than the poor taste - you may see it as "let's make fun of Christianity", but I see it as "hah, look at these funny candies, they look like the FSM".

Exactly. I am not able to say this too often, but this post was not meant to be offensive to anyone. "To each his own", is my motto when it comes to people's religious beliefs. I was merely saying "Look at these funny candies, they are silly, allow me to do something silly with these silly candies. Now I am silly" They were not in poor taste at all, they were quite delicious.