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Take over the world easily! Answered

So you want to take over the world? Well here's the steps!

1. Genetically and cybeneticaly enhance an army of ducks
2.Create Orbital Tungsten Bombardment System (O.T.B.S) 
3 Aim your O.T.B.S at major oil/uranium fields. 
4 While superpowers try to stop you move in And eliminate most humans with your ducks.
5. Blow up the planet and move to Mars OR attempt Galactic Domination

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gmoon

2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new Supreme Duck Overlord.

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caitlinsdadgmoon

Reply 2 years ago

Please consider it carefully, he might turn out to be a quack.

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gmooncaitlinsdad

Reply 2 years ago

I was hoping we could duck that issue.

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caitlinsdadgmoon

Reply 2 years ago

You were bound to ruffle some feathers.

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gmooncaitlinsdad

Reply 2 years ago

If they're gonna be like that, tell 'em to put it on my bill.

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caitlinsdadgmoon

Reply 2 years ago

If we keep on waddling around like this, things might get ugly.

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gmooncaitlinsdad

Reply 2 years ago

Ugli-er. We're really dropping in the pecking order now.

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caitlinsdadgmoon

Reply 2 years ago

Seems like that when you get down to it.

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caitlinsdadgmoon

Reply 2 years ago

You would be hard pressed to say that for a juicy tale.

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Downunder35m

2 years ago

Utterly useless and outdated....
Ducks migrate every season, so not the perfect choice.
I prefer my trained attack chickens for this.
Two chickens distract the enemy while the roosters come from behind...
The OBTS system is already up and running, just borrow the access codes from the US or China.
Aiming at oil or uranium is not very effective - why do you think Yellowstone is monitored sooo closely ? ;)
And for your last step you might actually want to check for inhabital planets first, not that in the end you are the only lifeform in the know galaxy.....

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caitlinsdadDownunder35m

Reply 2 years ago

So you are saying he shouldn't count on his eggs before they hatch?

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Downunder35mcaitlinsdad

Reply 2 years ago

Depends...
If they are of the explosive kind to be dropped by the ducks then yes.
After all, you need to know how much damage you can do.

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Toga_Dan

2 years ago

dang. Now that the secret is out, everyone will do it.

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Kiteman

2 years ago

You've got number 5 wrong - you should move to a different planet *before* you blow up this one!

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caitlinsdadKiteman

Reply 2 years ago

Surprised he got past the grammar nazees with number 1.

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caitlinsdad

2 years ago

You might want to do something on Kickstarter first...