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This is what sexy looks like! Answered

in case your wondering... Ladies he IS single. I had to take an official photo for work today cause I am that dang important. Its a picture of a picture cause I dont have a scanner. I highlighted the stuff thats important.

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lemonie

9 years ago

Do you think you'd look sexier if you'd joined the Navy? L

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thematthatterlemonie

Reply 9 years ago

naw, I dont want to hang out on a boat with a bunch of "seamen" all day.

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Doctor Whatbumpus

Reply 9 years ago

Har har har. *nervously looks around*

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Lithium Rain

9 years ago

So what are the ribbons actually for?

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thematthatterLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

I'll never tell, at least not while the sun is shining. (if you can guess what movie reference it is ill tell you what 3 of them are)

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fungus amungus

9 years ago

Whoa! Burning questions is now recognized by the army. Woot!

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KentsOkay

9 years ago

Jeese and there I was reckoning your avatar was you in airsoftin' outfit xD Military meat inspector aye? How'd you land that?

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thematthatterKentsOkay

Reply 9 years ago

Forgot to answer your question, the only requirements is GT score of 110, able to lift heavy stuff, you have to be able to chew seafood and/or pork. You dont enlist for this job, you get tricked into it. The Army is the only branch that has Food Inspection and Animal care

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lemoniethematthatter

Reply 9 years ago

Am I correct in understanding your comment, that you are required to chew pork & seafood in order to establish that you are able to eat military rations?
(various historical commentaries on armies failing because of bad teeth in my mind)

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caitlinsdadlemonie

Reply 9 years ago

You would have to probably put your stomach and life on the line if you were the President's taste tester. If you keep to Kosher rules, I don't think you can eat seafood or pork, and also Muslim halal rules go against pork. In order to inspect everything, it would probably be a requirement to know when something tastes bad as your first clue to spoiled food.

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lemoniecaitlinsdad

Reply 9 years ago

I was only referring to chewing. I am aware of Kosher & Halal, but since most US Presidents tend to be of the Christian faith they can ignore the OT directives on food.

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caitlinsdadcaitlinsdad

Reply 9 years ago

*certain seafood which are shellfish, bottom feeders, or unidentifiable when prepared as to not having scales, etc.

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caitlinsdadKentsOkay

Reply 9 years ago

Don't get on the wrong side of the fence with a man with a beret, you might have Rambone passing through your little town.

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thematthatterKentsOkay

Reply 9 years ago

Im a military food inspector, not a "meat inspector" A "meat inspector" is someone who watches you urinate during a drug test to make sure your not using an external device to dispense urine.

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CameronSSNachoMahma

Reply 9 years ago

Every time I see that, I think, "This has to be a parody of the original."

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kelseymh

9 years ago

Looks like your marksmanship score meets the standard my old ITAAS (6th Army) instructor used to write on the chalkboard -- Strive for the minimum.

What's the regimental crest? That looks a bit like a caduceus on the right.

How long have you been a PFC? Have you gotten scheduled for basic NCO academy yet, or are you going to go the specialist route?

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thematthatterkelseymh

Reply 9 years ago

its hard to tell but i shot sharpshooter, came in as a PFC i might get promoted in june but the latest is this July. Yes thats a caduceus on the right, The regimental crest is AMEDD. WLC? There is no slots now for a PFC, because too many SGTs and SPC waited until the last minute to attend. They got priority. But I would like to attend so i could learn how to lead PT, type up fancy classes and all that other neat stuff they do. Plus its a month out of work. I would like to get a patch on the right side but i have to wait until a slot opens up to go down range. Im getting my paper work ready but everyone wants to go to combat these days. Its good for promotion

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Lithium Rainthematthatter

Reply 9 years ago

Have you got your ZPS? Or your MDNO? I bet you can't wait till you get your DKS! All the USFs preventing that must get annoying though. Quite the WIEY, if ya know what I mean.

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thematthatterLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

Why are you using so many acronyms? I dont understand a word your saying.

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kelseymhLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

You'd better watch it, young lady, or you're going to have the VFW, DAR, and DoC all coming down on you!

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kelseymhLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

Ummm...that would be the US Army, along with USAR, USAF, USN, USMC, USCG, and any other happy acronyms I can recruit ;->

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Lithium Rainkelseymh

Reply 9 years ago

Aw, see what you did, you broke the chain of intentional irony and hilarity...

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caitlinsdadLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

FIXED, I thought I smelt something punny. Mended with TLC and a multivitamin containing minerals Fe to Zn.

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GoodhartLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

still it is better then being DOA, which all those armies could produce PDQ. ;-)

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Kiteman

9 years ago

Hang on...

"...he IS single..."

Why are you writing about yourself in the third person?

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Kiteman

9 years ago

Regular poster boy, what?

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Tool Using Animal

9 years ago

Sorry sailor, it's just not working for me ;-)

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thematthatterLithium Rain

Reply 9 years ago

come on now your supposed to be attracted to a man in uniform. .. ...dang lying recruiters...