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Why are unicorns pink? Answered

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noahw

Best Answer 9 years ago

They are actually white, but due to the reflection of the ever setting sun in the lands where they live, they simply appear pink in photos and so forth.

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scoochmaroonoahw

Answer 9 years ago

this one gets my vote for best answer

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reganbella

6 years ago

I have a red and white unicorn........

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DrWeird117

9 years ago

Because they ate too much candy at Candy Mountain.

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GoodhartDrWeird117

Answer 9 years ago

I always thought they were pink because, only people that drank too much ever saw them ;-)

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fwjs28fwjs28

Answer 9 years ago

and beer, you can't forget about their addiction to beer

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fwjs28DrWeird117

Answer 9 years ago

Yerp!...but like Noahw said, the ever setting sun does affect their color...so i guess its like a mixture of things :P

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n8man

9 years ago

Mathematical approach: They are assumed to be pink because unicorns are associated with girls and girls are associated with pink. Therefor using the transitive property, unicorns are associated with pink But really not all of them are pink, their color depends on what kind magical berry they ate last.

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barrax

9 years ago

ummmm, i always thought they were white. where did you see a pink one?

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Chicken2209

9 years ago

is it normal to have your unicorn turn from pink to black and his eyes turn into fireballs? should I take him to the vet?

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Redrockers

9 years ago

um... you do know there not real?

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Kiteman

9 years ago

Only female unicorns are pink. Male unicorns are lightly tanned and wear smart leather waistcoats and sport a neatly-trimmed goatee beard.

Being hooved animals, the real mystery is how they manipulate the clippers to trim their beards.

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scoochmaroo

9 years ago

Did you mean to say "Why are unicorns punk?"

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Doctor What

9 years ago

Unicorns aren't pink. That's the stain of orc blood embedded in their hair.

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randofo

9 years ago

Most of my unicorns are blue. Some are yellow and I have one odd which is green.