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Why do monkeys rule? Answered

MONKEYS RULE!!!!! THEY MAKE COOL HE-HE-WHO-WHO-HA-HA NOISES AND EAT BANNAS AND HAVE TAILS AND LOVE TREES AND DRINK COCA-COLA AND TYPE STUFF YOU TELL THEM TO (MINE DOES) IN FACT MY MONKEY IS TYPEING THIS RIGHT NOW AND THEY CAN GET STUFF YOU CAN'T REACH AND THEY TOTALY RULE AND EAT LOTS OF PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!! YA MONKEYS!!!!

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bowmaster

11 years ago

MONKEYS CAN PLAY THE BASS AND TOTAL RULE DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY MONKEY GROUP?

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MonkiManbowmaster

Reply 7 years ago

yay i want to join your monkey group

MONKEYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KentsOkaybowmaster

Reply 11 years ago

When the globe's crystalized H2O supply is gone, I'll join your monkey group.

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qwerty29

9 years ago

because

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bowmasterqwerty29

Reply 9 years ago

Ninja monkeys will strangle you with their tail while they punch and kick you in the face!!!!!!!!!

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Aeshir

11 years ago

YAY CRACK!

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kelseymh

9 years ago

Get your filthy paws off of me, you damned dirty apes!

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robots199

9 years ago

Because they do.

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KentsOkay

11 years ago

YAH! AND THEY THROW THEIR SHIT AT PEOPLE WHEN THEIR DONE EATING IT (I'VE SEEN ONE THAT DOES)!!!!! AND THEY GO AND BITE PEOPLE AND ATTACK THEM AND SPREAD DISEASE AND STEAL FOOD AND WRECK HOUSES AND MESS UP WHAT YOUR DOING YAH MONKEYS RULE AT SUCKING!!!!!! Sorry, couldn't resist a display of greater intelligence, rocketscientist2015

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KentsOkaybowmaster

Reply 10 years ago

Oh.. My bad.. I guess we vary on our opinions of best parts...

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KentsOkayKentsOkay

Reply 11 years ago

However, they are fascinating creatures (minus they bad habits displayed above).

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GoodhartKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

what do you expect from uncivilized creatures. They act like that bunch in Washington DC, you know?

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KentsOkayGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Most definetly, amazing the similarities between species? Perhaps they are un-evolving?

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GoodhartKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

I would hate to see monkeys make the same mistake as humans and go into politics LOL

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Sandisk1duo

10 years ago

They also throw their own feces.... And in response to your topic queastion, "why not?"

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killerjackalope

10 years ago

Ok I can do everything on that list... except have a tail... I can make pretty much the exact noise associated with most monkeys except way louder... (not as loud as a howler, but loud enough to be heard about half a mile) That and I can do it with out spreading faeces everywhere.

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killerjackalopeKentsOkay

Reply 10 years ago

Just saying... it's not like they're better than people, or worse, just furrier and less politically orientated...

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savagenarce

10 years ago

Monkeys Rule? Seems I saw a series of movies on this topic...

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Goodhartsavagenarce

Reply 10 years ago

Good ole Planet of the Apes (they were apes, not monkeys LOL) just teasing....

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savagenarceGoodhart

Reply 10 years ago

Yeah, if only they had made "Planet of the Simians" - then it would be universally applicable (_)

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Goodhartsavagenarce

Reply 10 years ago

I figured they were going to make the next one a horror movie: Planet of the Politicians. LOL

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HamO

11 years ago

'cause some jerks feed them!