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Zombies Answered

This is a talk about zombies


I take it this is not about computer controlled email zombies.....

if you divide by zero, a zombie will eat you.


7 years ago

i wanse saw a zombie

what if the "Z-virus" (for lack of a better name) could only spread like AIDS or HIV through direct contact with an open wound or sex (but who would really do that with a zombie...seriously). what if thats why they bite people,  to make an open wound to "bleed" in? they might not be able to jump or move fast but they are some smart mo fos. like if a zombie "sneezed"on you, you wouldnt get infected because theres no place for the virus to go...... but say you hopped a barbed wire fence and got cut and stuff and a zombie "hugged"  you, with all the blood from the zombie decaying and what not you would get infected because of direct contact with your blood

its just a theory you can agree or not but this is what i think

I eat meatloaf with ketchup while watching zombie movies!

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