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Zombies are attacking Answered

So the living dead are about to break through your door... you have no weapons (guns swords etc) only what you would find around the average english house... when all of a sudden... Deathclaw packs destroy all of the reanimated and come after you... what do you do?

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chipper35

4 years ago

Run to the kitchen....grab a big knife....then yell "Banzaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii" --and go Kamikaze on them all!! LOL!

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cocoaloco

7 years ago

firse, i go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !! D:
then, i go i told u so
after that i get supplies:
find safe room- likely in basement
food, water, and all other stuff u need to not die and stuffz
tough car
allied human people

weapons of MASS ZOMBIE DESTRUCTION (thats my favorite kind!! /\ _ /\ )
metal baseball bat for squooshing their stupid little zombie faces off :D
Chuck Norris (rather obvious, no?)
heavy lamp
crowbar/tire iron
kitchen knife
lamp / folding chair
guitar (as a last resort type thing... also it would help if it was the electric kind)
a squad of teenage mutant ninja turtles (:
also, i have a rare condition called laser face, in which i can shoot lasers out of my eyes... just sayin'

aaaaannnndddd finally,
i go out and kill all those zombies till' they dead !! :D

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golddigger1559

7 years ago

well it would seem i had a good run while it lasted, but i think its time to cut my losses and call game over :(

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VerendusVir

7 years ago

Play Justin Bieber music. BRAINS BRAINS. Baby baby baby oh. BRAI... AHHHHHHHHH!!

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monsterlego

7 years ago

Don't have weapons, have laser eyes.

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cocoaloco

7 years ago

any questions? /\ _ /\

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caarntedd

7 years ago

There are no zombies about to break through my........aaaaaargh! ..............Brains......BRAINS......

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Sgt Niesen

7 years ago

kill him with my face but ripping his throat out with my teeth then have a nice glass of milk

mwahahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha

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skunkbait

9 years ago

I'd be wishing I were in the typical Hillbilly house. Then I could shoot him, stab him, chainsaw him, blow him up, burn him down, and park my bus on him!

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okoshimaskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

hmm, now your wrong but not by too much... your in a typical brittish house, so no guns chainsaws etc

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Sgt Niesenokoshima

Reply 7 years ago

I lived in england and my room was covered in weapons guns swords knives bows arrows crossbow bolts crowbar chair grenades me brass knuckles me grenades, flamethrower and a nial gun

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skunkbaitokoshima

Reply 9 years ago

Well, I guess I'd just have to invite him in for tea and crumpets. Or possibly a curry so hot, he explodes upon eating it. I'd keep the pint of Guiness for myself, as a post conflagration celebration.

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okoshimaskunkbait

Reply 9 years ago

hope you have plenty o brahmin for those crumpets

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nfk11

7 years ago

i would grab my dads M1 garand and then start shooting and go to academy

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zombiekiller42

7 years ago

I'd grab the AK47 in my kitchien and then use the molotov in my fridge.

Now to the ZOMBIE SHELTER

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MichelMoermans

8 years ago

Simple, activate V.A.T.S. and use my action points (which I luckily boosted to max through some well chosen perks) and climb out the window while the dumb deathclaw is waiting t'ill I end my turn :D (I love fallout and zombies ^^)

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okoshimaMichelMoermans

Reply 8 years ago

the dart gun would be far more effective. i never leave home without one. woop less than 2 months till new vegas

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Neovenetar

8 years ago

i would grab me machete and o tanto, then i would run like hell.

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DehLeprechaun

8 years ago

i'd jump down his throat and retrieve my lazer blaster. then i'd blast my way out.

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tarzioo

9 years ago

curl up in a ball and die lol!! x_X

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okoshimatarzioo

Reply 9 years ago

I Think you would set the prince in your hand free and there would be a giant deathclaw katamari in no time

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okoshimatarzioo

Reply 9 years ago

hmm, wait... then who would save us from the prince? oh my... it seems by solving one problem you have created a larger one XD

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tarzioookoshima

Reply 9 years ago

well i think ultimately the king of the cosmos would have to ring in his kid since he's pretty gigantic and he calls all the shots lol. But i do remember rolling him up the the katamari before so i don't know...

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okoshimatarzioo

Reply 9 years ago

hmm, think it would be a good idea to curl up in a ball now? then most likely get rolled up in a ball haha

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golddigger1559

9 years ago

kick him in the balls and run away screaming like a madman(but I already am a madman so it works out)

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Rock Soldier

9 years ago

Grab the windex, splash it in it's eye's and run.

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DJ Radio

9 years ago

Grab my knex supply and build the DD-27. Then I shoot the crap out of all the monsters.

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Kiteman

9 years ago

Wake up and have a glass of water?

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okoshimaKiteman

Reply 9 years ago

Then you roll over and think... Wait a minute, you're not my wife!

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Kitemanokoshima

Reply 9 years ago

So you hum to yourself;

And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

...as you slowly reach for the shotgun.

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skunkbaitKiteman

Reply 9 years ago

Letting the days go by, Let the water hold me down.

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mynameischeese

9 years ago

Quickly lose my virginity, and willingly give myself up! XD

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LinuxH4x0r

9 years ago

I almost always have a knife on me. I'd survive

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okoshimaLinuxH4x0r

Reply 9 years ago

have you seen the claws? they cut through steel like a hott knife through butter

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okoshimaxACIDITYx

Reply 9 years ago

im sure you wouldnt be killed... well not right away

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xACIDITYxokoshima

Reply 9 years ago

Yeah, I wouldn't even resist. I'd do like Will Smith and take out as many as I can before I die.

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lemonie

9 years ago

Bite him - it's the last thing he'd expect. L

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Goodhartlemonie

Reply 9 years ago

Tell how handsome he is ...it'll give him a shock. :-)