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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Answered

how many... im thinking 11.



Best Answer 8 years ago

"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
(according to the tongue-twister, although the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day)"


None. The environmentalists have trained all of the woodchucks to chuck tofu and quit denuding our forests.

Oh, heavens no! That would be interfering with a natural ecosystem. Woodchucks chucking wood is perfectly normal and part of the Circle of Life (cue cloying Disney music...). Now, loggers chucking woodchucks is a different story.

It does sort of lose the humor the third time around.