No, you resole sneakers.
No, you resole sneakers?
Yeah, you're right. That one was pretty weak. Maybe I should have formatted: No, you resole sneakers! Still lame.... Hmm... Try reading it in an accent like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld: No, you resole sneakers! And No Soup For You! (crickets) Never mind, I'm gonna give this one up as a bad job and actually try to answer the question. ahem... Have you tried Shoe Goo?
Now that's not a bad idea. Maybe glue some thinned tire treads on the bottom to fix um.