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what do you think of this? Answered

this may change how you think about this, you may comment but after reading that  you may not comment or you may comment in a different  way then you will reread this and comment in a different way
that will change how you comment on other forum topics then you might come back here and comment saying this is useless but then realize it must not be useless if i am commenting

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first thread i read lololol

I'll comment later brb

That does not compute.

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JM1999

3 years ago

If I comment, I will have made another comment.

If I don't no-one will be able to read this.

If no-one reads this the comment was pointless.

If the comment was pointless I shouldn't have posted it.

If I shouldn't have posted this I wouldn't have.

If I didn't post this no-one would have a chance to read this.

If no-one has the chance to read this I won't know if it was worth posting.

If I don't know if this is worth posting I might post something different.

If I posted something different this wouldn't be here.

If this wasn't here that would mean I posted nothing.

BUT...

I posted this!

So, some-one can now read this.

This comment may not be pointless.

Not being pointless means I should have posted this.

That is why I posted this!

But since you posted that (by the way that was thought through) someone may read it and comment to you or they may not but my comment is pointless because someone already commented

Since I posted, there is doubt in my mind.

Since there is doubt in my mind I might not post again.

Since I might not post again that would remove the doubt.

Since I would remove the doubt I might post.

Since I might post the doubt might return.

Since the doubt might return I might not post.

Since I might not post you wouldn't be able to read this.

Since you can't read this I won't post it.

Since I don't post it that means I won't post anything.

Since I won't post anything I wouldn't be writing this.

Since I am writing this I might post it.

Since I might post it that dreaded doubt might return...

I doubt anyone that reads that will never doubt doubting

But actually if the person reads this comment they will doubt doubting doubt

Well if anyone reads your comment they would doubt to add another comment.

If no-one reads your comment no-one would doubt commenting.

If no-one doubted commenting there would be more comments.

If there were more comments there would be more doubt.

If there was more doubt there would be less comments.

If there were less comments the doubt would still increase.

If the doubt still increases then no-one would comment.

If no-one comments there would be great doubt and the site would fail.

If Instructables failed this comment wouldn't be here.

If this comment wasn't here there wouldn't be any doubt in my mind.

If there was no doubt in my mind I would comment.

If I commented I might review my decision.

If I reviewed my decision I might doubt making another comment.

If I had doubt I wouldn't be writing th-

If I wrote a full sentence I wouldn't have doubt.

If I had no doubt that would make me a robot.

I doubt I am a robot...

hmmm......

Earlier you stated that you have doubt but then you at the bottom of the last comment you commented you said you doubt you are a robot which actually means you aren't a robot I doubt that anyone will understand doubt

Well, earlier is a long time frame.

Being a long time frame it is hard to pinpoint things.

Being hard to pinpoint something would mean I can't find it.

Being not able to find something means I may not have written it.

Being unsure if I wrote something makes me not want to comment.

Being unsure about commenting makes me nervous.

Being nervous I might misplell somethnig.

Being nto albe to splell rihgt means this comnment is pointless.

Being piontelss means I shoulndt post ti.

But...

I posted it!

earlier you said you were a robot

And everyone knows that robots can't pinpoint things

Wait........ That must mean I am a...............robot

but robots can't think....... but thinking means doubting

And I doubt that robots doubt

If I were a robot I wouldn't be communicating personally like this.

If I am not a robot I would doubt I could ever be one.

If I doubt being a robot I would be human.

If I am human I can't be a robot.

If I can't be a robot I would doubt anyone else could be one.

If I doubt a human can be a robot I would be doubting.

If I think a human can be a robot I would be one.

I doubt I am a robot.

I doubt I am human.

I doubt I am computer.

I am confused.

Maybe my name is Confucius!

Maybe I am Chinese.

Maybe I'm not.

If I'm not Chinese I would be doubting.

If I doubt I won't post this comment.

If I don't post this comment you would know I was in doubt.

If you knew I was in doubt you wouldn't have started this thread.

If you didn't know I was in doubt you would be human.

If you are human I doubt you will reply.

If you are robot I think you would reply.

If you aren't robot I expect you to start a new comment line.

If you start a new comment line you aren't human.

If you aren't human you are animal.

If you aren't animal you are robot.

If you aren't robot then maybe you are Confucius.

If you are Confucius maybe you confuse people.

If you confuse people I wouldn't tell you I am confused.

BUT...

I'm confused!

maybe I am a cyborg

101011010011010101111010110010

101011 and 1010101 some1010111 collide

Cause doubt 10101001 and thinking are 101010 alike

01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101100 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101101 01110101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100001 01111001 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100

Now that you replied, I have less chance that someone reply to my comment but if you would have not replied, there might have been chance that no one would have replied to my comment.

true but i just replied so someone replied (which was me) so now that we go deeper into replying to each other there is a slimer chance of anyone replying to us but us

Hmmm....

That's too bad...

I should do something smarter than infinite replies in the forum... :P

get some sleep this extreme thinking tires the brain but after reading that you may not go to bed

But if I reply to you, you will reply back but if you don't reply back, I might never reply to myself unless someone else replies to my reply which is not likely to happen as I am replying to you.

Every reply I post might change peoples lives and the way they'll comment. They will have also lost at least 5 Seconds of there life reading this but might have less sleep which means I would have saved them a few minutes of their lives.

True so true when you read the start of my reply you will have a higher chance of answering yes for the rest of the day

but after getting out of here you may feel an urge to come back but after reading that you already came back

Just thought about something:

If I think about making a comment here but actually don't post it - did I then just thought about it or was I thinking that I had this thought?

What is more useless?

Commenting useless crap in a useless topic or thinking about having thoughts of posting it?

Now that I think about it, it really makes me think not to comment....

Finally I found the most useless topic here :)

I might change that comment though if there is something even more useless popping up ;)

but after saying that someone might read it and then make a more useless topic but might read this comment and not make a useless topic

It's better than that.

i probably should comment on your comment but then someone else may comment differently or not comment at all