You are fed up with something, and you want to be heard, want to vent to LOTS of people. How do you rant in such a way that many will see it and say, "HOLY S***. Jesus Christ, that is f***ing INTENSE what the H***?" If you are a venter, the following may be helpful

Step 1: Get REALLY P***ed Off About Something

Think about something that drives you crazy, or that you hate. I usually think about Hollyleaf getting killed off, Justin Beiber, Canadian bacon, or any other thing that I hate.

Step 2: Find Somewhere to Write It

Find a site to write your rant on. Like Instructables, for example... DO NOT WRITE IT IN THE AIR LIKE THE PICTURE BECAUSE THAT IS JUST STRANGE.

Step 3: How to Write the Rant Part 1

Write in all capital letters LIKE THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING, DAMMIT!!!!! Like that.

Step 4: How to Write the Rant Part 2

Make it seem REALLY F***ING ANGRY!!! ADD CRAPTONS OF CUSS WORDS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS, GOD DAMMIT!!!!! YOU EFFING PEICE OF S*** FOLLOW THE GODD*** INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!!!!!

Step 5: Example of a Good Rant

A good rant example:

Canada. What the h*** is up with Canada?!?!!!!!!! Seriously, like, what the effing f***?!?! CANADIAN BACON ISN'T EVEN REAL BACON, DAMMIT!!!!! WHAT THE H*** THEY DON"T EVEN HAVE ANY REAL F***ING GODD*** BACON, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK?!?! SERIOUSLY, CANADA?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?! EFFING RIPOFF BACON WHAT THE F***?!!!!!!!!! F*** THIS S*** I'M GOING TO NARNIA, DAMMIT!!!!!!

Step 6: End

Ok this is the end of the Instructable. I dedicate this to my friend Annabella, who is the best ranter I have ever seen. And a big shout out to GothicGuitarHero and my friend x~Snowstar~x. And for Annabella and AK-47: Haymitch approves! Peace out.
PS: Feel free to write rants here in the comments section.
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