KITEMAN has died...

RANDOFO has exhaustion, NACHO has drowned, and GMJHOWE has dysentery (and measles. And cholera. Idk why it has a hate on for him, but it sure does...)


When I first saw that Nacho and Kiteman had died, I started to freak, then remembered it was just a cruddy little simulation.

I gotta stop naming my trail buddies after people I know. It's too traumatic.

You remember the ORIGINAL Oregon Trail, yes? Not the sissy versions with their fancy-pants "gui"s and "icons" - I mean the Real Gamer's OT.

It's baaack!

You can play it online and relive all those wonderful memories! Linky You probably already know about this one, but I'm sharing it anyway! :D

Whether you name your people after enemies and drive them to the brink (as cameron says - Tiny meals, Grueling pace, and NO REST. MAN UP.), or name them after friends and loved ones and pamper them, there's just something about playing Oregon Trail...

Which way do you play? Bataan death march, or 4 month exclusive get-away mobile spa for pioneers?

There are a couple things I don't get about the game, however. Like what's with the "peperony and cheese"? And how come all the names are in all caps?

You clicked on 992 lbs of this forum topic, but can only carry 100 lbs back to the wagon.

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Derin8 years ago
Omfg,it says I'm dead...
Derin Derin8 years ago
Derin Derin8 years ago
You died.
Derin Derin8 years ago
Lithium Rain (author)  Derin8 years ago
Kiteman8 years ago
I'm... dead?

I'm pleased to report that I didn't feel a thing. I'm also rather pleasantly surprised to find that I was wrong - there is an afterlife, although it seems to be very similar to the one I just left...

...and you're all here as well...


The world ended and we've all been killed and the afterlife is actually the internet!
lemonie Kiteman8 years ago
I haven't thought that I was living in "reality" for a while, think I died too... L
cool. i like this afterlife...... i dont see oscar anywhere though :-( im kinda sad about that. you know, i could get used to this afterlife. i regret never winning my highschools exposcience or the windmill contest though.
Somehow that reminds me of the following (at around 2:33-2:45)

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