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This is what sexy looks like!

in case your wondering... Ladies he IS single. I had to take an official photo for work today cause I am that dang important. Its a picture of a picture cause I dont have a scanner. I highlighted the stuff thats important.

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Apr 28, 2009. 10:44 AMLithium Rain says:
So what are the ribbons actually for?
Apr 28, 2009. 11:34 AMKiteman says:
Apr 23, 2009. 5:22 PMfungus amungus says:
Whoa! Burning questions is now recognized by the army. Woot!
Apr 28, 2009. 10:35 AMPlasmana says:
LOL!
Apr 26, 2009. 5:48 PMKentsOkay says:
Jeese and there I was reckoning your avatar was you in airsoftin' outfit xD Military meat inspector aye? How'd you land that?
Apr 27, 2009. 3:03 PMlemonie says:
Am I correct in understanding your comment, that you are required to chew pork & seafood in order to establish that you are able to eat military rations?
(various historical commentaries on armies failing because of bad teeth in my mind)

L
Apr 27, 2009. 3:47 PMcaitlinsdad says:
You would have to probably put your stomach and life on the line if you were the President's taste tester. If you keep to Kosher rules, I don't think you can eat seafood or pork, and also Muslim halal rules go against pork. In order to inspect everything, it would probably be a requirement to know when something tastes bad as your first clue to spoiled food.
Apr 27, 2009. 4:27 PMlemonie says:
I was only referring to chewing. I am aware of Kosher & Halal, but since most US Presidents tend to be of the Christian faith they can ignore the OT directives on food.

L
Apr 27, 2009. 3:50 PMcaitlinsdad says:
*certain seafood which are shellfish, bottom feeders, or unidentifiable when prepared as to not having scales, etc.
Apr 26, 2009. 7:31 PMcaitlinsdad says:
Don't get on the wrong side of the fence with a man with a beret, you might have Rambone passing through your little town.
Apr 27, 2009. 7:01 AMKentsOkay says:
My bad!
Apr 26, 2009. 11:35 PMskunkbait says:
Wow! That's not sexy at all!
Apr 27, 2009. 6:48 AMNachoMahma says:
. ROFLMAO!!
Apr 27, 2009. 7:00 AMKentsOkay says:
Second!
Apr 23, 2009. 7:28 PMNachoMahma says:

Apr 26, 2009. 11:33 PMCameronSS says:
Every time I see that, I think, "This has to be a parody of the original."
Apr 24, 2009. 5:36 AMKentsOkay says:
BUAHAHAHHAA
Apr 24, 2009. 12:04 AMgmjhowe says:
win
Apr 24, 2009. 3:19 PMlemonie says:
Do you think you'd look sexier if you'd joined the Navy? L
Apr 25, 2009. 11:43 PMlemonie says:
Thankyou, I was hoping for a one-liner. L
Apr 26, 2009. 5:45 PMKentsOkay says:
Bauhahahahha
Apr 25, 2009. 9:12 PMbumpus says:
Har har har. :D
Apr 26, 2009. 5:49 PMDoctor What says:
Har har har. *nervously looks around*
Apr 29, 2009. 5:34 PMbumpus says:
:D
Apr 23, 2009. 9:27 PMkelseymh says:
Looks like your marksmanship score meets the standard my old ITAAS (6th Army) instructor used to write on the chalkboard -- Strive for the minimum.

What's the regimental crest? That looks a bit like a caduceus on the right.

How long have you been a PFC? Have you gotten scheduled for basic NCO academy yet, or are you going to go the specialist route?
Apr 24, 2009. 8:08 AMLithium Rain says:
Have you got your ZPS? Or your MDNO? I bet you can't wait till you get your DKS! All the USFs preventing that must get annoying though. Quite the WIEY, if ya know what I mean.
Apr 26, 2009. 10:56 AMLithium Rain says:
Hehe...precisely what I'm saying!
Apr 24, 2009. 8:52 AMkelseymh says:
You'd better watch it, young lady, or you're going to have the VFW, DAR, and DoC all coming down on you!
Apr 24, 2009. 9:03 AMLithium Rain says:
Yeah, you and what army?
Apr 24, 2009. 9:08 AMkelseymh says:
Ummm...that would be the US Army, along with USAR, USAF, USN, USMC, USCG, and any other happy acronyms I can recruit ;->
Apr 24, 2009. 10:05 AMLithium Rain says:
Aw, see what you did, you broke the chain of intentional irony and hilarity...
Apr 24, 2009. 2:26 PMGoodhart says:
still it is better then being DOA, which all those armies could produce PDQ. ;-)
Apr 24, 2009. 2:17 PMcaitlinsdad says:
FIXED, I thought I smelt something punny. Mended with TLC and a multivitamin containing minerals Fe to Zn.
Apr 24, 2009. 3:24 PMGoodhart says:
you smelting ore again? Or maybe not.....
Apr 24, 2009. 3:33 PMKiteman says:
Hang on...

"...he IS single..."

Why are you writing about yourself in the third person?
Apr 24, 2009. 12:13 PMKiteman says:
Regular poster boy, what?
Apr 24, 2009. 11:10 AMTool Using Animal says:
Sorry sailor, it's just not working for me ;-)
Apr 23, 2009. 8:01 PMLithium Rain says:
I...beg to differ. :-D
Apr 23, 2009. 9:30 PMcaitlinsdad says:
There's no begging in baseball...don't fall for his game...
Apr 24, 2009. 8:09 AMLithium Rain says:
No, there's no crying in baseball!
Apr 24, 2009. 5:38 AMKentsOkay says:
xD
Apr 23, 2009. 10:53 PMNachoMahma says:
Apr 23, 2009. 6:15 PMcaitlinsdad says:
Chairborne!
Apr 23, 2009. 8:02 PMcaitlinsdad says:
And I like that you are wearing non-regulation RPGs* in your avatar.

* r@pe prevention glasses
Apr 23, 2009. 9:28 PMcaitlinsdad says:
We use to have the M1A1 Buddy Holly frames...and the gas mask inserts never worked right, not that you could see anything anyway.

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