I made him put out a real one, if he ever wants his car to work again.
I talk, he types.; Mary Kay shoots pictures.
So here goes. The real redneck version.
Just for lagniappe, I'll also throw in an "advanced " version and an even simpler version for the folks in Chicago.
Step 1: What You Need
Mason Jar - Jar every time.
Size depends on how much sand you have and how big your candle is.
And what you have around.
Also, you may want some decorations
Sometimes you might want a ring and lid to fit the jar
And something to cut the lid.
These last things are for the "advanced redneck" version
Step 2: Make The Candle Stand
Fill the jar with the damp stand
Stick the candle in the sand that's in the jar
Stick the candle in deeper or not as deep
That's it for the regular version.
What else fo I need to tell.
Do you need a separate steps to put sand in a jar ?
Do you need to be told how to put a candle in sand ?
Step 3: Advanced Version
Take a lid that fits the jar.
Make a hole in the middle of the lid about the size of a mickle.
Use whateever tools you have handy: knives, files, tin snips
Step 4: Put The Lid and Ring On the Jar
The candle goes through the hole, in the lid.
Step 5: Decorate the Jar When You Have Company
Make it pretty.
No pictures. This step you for you to figure out yourself.
Step 6: Simple Version
Scoop up some damp sand with some old cup and stick the candle in..
Step 7: Operating Instructions
If the candle falls over, it means you need to have more sand around it
You want it lower? Push it down more if you can. Or cut it. It's your candle.