These are the best deviled eggs that you will ever eat/make/lay your chops on.

Step 1: Ingredients

You will need...

12 eggs
4-6 slices bacon
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup minced red onion
2 teaspoons white sugar
1/2 teaspoon balsamic vinegar
1/4 teaspoon celery salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley

Step 2: Eggs-tacular

Place the eggs in a large pot in a single layer and fill with water to cover by 1 inch. Cover the saucepan and bring the water to a boil; immediately remove from the heat and let the eggs stand in the hot water for 15 minutes. Drain. Cool the eggs under cold running water in the sink. Peel and halve lengthwise. Separate the yolks from the whites, placing the yolks in a bowl; arrange the egg whites with the rounded side down onto a serving platter so that they are ready to go.

Step 3: Bacon-ator

Place the bacon in a large, deep skillet and cook over medium-high heat, turning occasionally, until evenly browned, about 10 minutes. Drain on a paper towel-lined plate; chop into little pieces, a bit bigger then bacon bits.

Step 4: Mashy

Mash the yolks with a fork. Add the bacon, mayonnaise, onion, sugar, vinegar, celery salt, and pepper; stir until thoroughly combined.

Step 5: Fill 'er Up

Spoon the mixture into the egg whites. Garnish with parsley.

(If you are going to use a fancy icing decorator thingy (like the ones used for cupcakes), CUT THE BACON INTO TINY BITS, or better yet, put bacon in the egg first, then put the egg mixture onto of the bacon, with a few pieces of bacon on top for extra garnish. Otherwise, the bacon keeps getting stuck in the icing tip. Fact.)

Use your left over bacon for BLT's or whatever else you want! (Left over bacon? Is there such a thing?...)