Introduction: Fake Toilet Paper Roll
Runner Up in the
April Fools Contest
Is there anything worse than going to the bathroom only to find you forgot to check if there was any toilet paper? There is Now!
I made a fake roll of toilet paper out of cardboard, and inserted a removable prank message for that moment of truth when your victim realizes that no salvation will come from that little white roll. I can't wait to get my little brothers with this guy!
Happy Pranking! And remember to vote for your favorite pranks starting April 3rd!
Disclaimer: This little roll of paper can be a powerful and day ruining little prank if used maliciously, so I suggest that care be taken when setting up where and on whom it will be used. Don't bring it to the mall and replace it for a real roll. Don't use it on your grandma. Don't be mean. April 1st should be fun day. ;)
Step 1: Gather Your Props
The picture above shows the types of materials you'll need to make this. [Pic.1]
an empty toilet paper roll tube
a full roll of the paper you want to clone
a source of cardboard (cereal box, etc.)
glue stick (or double-sided tape)
scissors or exacto-knife
Also, about an hour of time and a victim with a sense of humor.
For the ends of my TP roll I didn't want it to just look like a disc of white paper, so I made a Word document with images that simulate the ends of a real roll of TP to print off and cut out. [Pic. 2] shows a printed example.
Step 2: Make the Cylinder
[Pic. 1] - Cut out a strip of card board the width of a roll of TP and slightly longer than the circumference of one.
- Cut out two cardboard discs and glue or tape the printed images onto them.
[Pic. 2] - Tape the cardboard tube to the disc with 3 or 4 pieces of tape.
[Pic. 3] - Begin taping the cardboard strip to the disc. Don't tape it all the way around yet.
[Pic. 4] - Just before the two edges meet, leave a gap in the roll. This is where the message will be pulled from.
Step 3: Make Your Message
[Pic. 1] - Cut another strip of cardboard the same width as the TP.
- Also tear off a strip of real TP.
[Pic. 2] - It's hard to see with white-on-white, but lay your cardboard on the TP leaving a bit of overhang. Tape it down.
[Pic. 3] - Fold the overhang over, and tape it down. Now your message is wrapped in TP on both sides and will feel like TP to your victim's hand.
- Write your message on the remaining exposed cardboard. This is what your victim will be reading as they realize that their life sucks. I kept mine classic.
Step 4: Final Touches
[Pic. 1] - Insert your message into your roll through the gap.
[Pic. 2] - Tape on the second disc to cap off your roll. You now have a complete cardboard cylinder. The last step is taping or gluing a single (or maybe double) ply of toilet paper to the outer surface of your roll, completing it's camouflage.
[Pic. 3] - Now your roll should be an almost exact replica of a real roll of toilet paper!
Step 5: Use Its Power Wisely Young Grasshopper...
Now that you've finished my weapon of torment (or at least a weapon of supreme discomfort) go forth and prank to your hearts content. If your heart isn't black and evil, you'll most likely put a real roll of TP behind the toilet, or in the cabinet, or somewhere so that your victim's day isn't totally shitty (<-- see what I did there??).
Have Fun! Hopefully my 'ible appeals to your inner 'jerk-ish-older-brother'.
Happy April Fools!!
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