------ an aside for the experienced game player ------
Sick and Tired of ordinary Scrabble? I'll bet you are. We all know why, too. It's "that friend". You know the one. It's game night and sooner or later you are reminiscing about games you played as a child with your grandmother, and someone foolishly pulls out the Scrabble. For a move or two it's warm and fuzzy like you remember. Then "that friend" plays "toea" connected with "aa". You're like: "umm, what is that?" You want me to kick your butt-a with my foot-a? and "aa"? oh right its some onomatopoetic rock from hawaii - isn't that a hawaiian word though? your "friend's" next move? "tsktsks". excuse me that is not a word! next? "suq". yes, yes it does. for all of us. At this point, everyone is fully jolted out of their sentimental stupors and remembering why Scrabble is so pointless and they are never ever ever going to play it again. Even in nerd circles, if the best thing you can do with your time is to memorize some utterly arbitrary list of 170,000 meaningless letter sequences so you can ruin a perfectly fun game for all your friends - well, that makes you a major toadstool not an erudite intellectual. Who came up with that arbitrary list anyway? Wikipedia tells me it was the "National Scrabble Association Dictionary Committee". Well, sounds to me like a bunch of pencil pushers came up with a hazing ritual of epic proportions.
Anyhoo, this sort of scarring experience got me thinking. Perhaps we can do away with the silly nonsense of fabricated letter sequences that must be memorized? You may also have smart friends that really don't speak english so well, at that point the arbitrariness of the default Scrabble letter sequences seems even more glaring. Considered this way, it seems painfully clear that we should replace all that gobbledygook with a universal language that has a simple, well known character sequencing structure. MATH - duh! With math as our language, everyone knows the rules, and everyone knows what sequences are valid. You could sit down for game night with aliens from another planet, and everyone would be with the program*. Now that is a nerdy game worth playing.
* well, this game uses decimal numbers, which of course any alien would understand but you'd look a bit provincial if you were not able to do anything else. try a few games and then consider leveling up with Binary Number Scrabble.
Step 1: Make your tiles
If you've seen the light, just grab a sharpie and you can write on the backs of all the tiles directly. If you want to give it a test first, you can put masking tape on the tiles and write on that.
If you are going to play with young children, you can change the Square and Square root tiles to Plus and Minus.
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