Portable Milk Splatter

Milk, or any liquid, is THE MOST DANGEROUS nemesis to all IT products ( laptop, phones, tv, etc)
so why not give someone a heart attack with a fake milk splatter on their laptop? 

you'll need:
- a piece of glass, or any smooth surface
- white glue, aka elmer's
- soap, or any lubricant (cooking spray, WD40, etc)
- knife

Step 1 Prep your surface

Your surface can be any smooth surface, I just had a piece of glass around.

Now take a your choice of lubricant (bar soap for me), and cover the piece of glass. 
This makes the removal easier later.

I also took a piece of brown paper to spread it around more. totally optional.

Comments

[Fat hamster]

I love my sister freaked

[tammystarfish]

Two words; Freaking awesome.

[Gergohogbeido]

nice

[enrhedando]

jejeje menuda broma!! thanks

[flerfmod2]

This does not really work.

[bree.jay]

Do you think it would maybe be easier, instead of putting the glue on a piece of glass to later scrape up, to maybe put it on a smoothe flat piece of saran wrap? I'm not sure if that would work though, just a thought, lol. I only say this because I can definitely see myself ripping/screwing up the removal process lol!
Really great instructable, thanks so much for sharing! Wish I had read this before April Fools' =P

[ams0027]

would it be better if you had a cup of milk and if the victim is gone drink the rest of it and pretend you spilled it

[Plo Koon]

Oh, yeah!

[Plo Koon]

Niiiiiiiice!

[Robert L]

(Insert mildly amusing semen joke here)

[smallfly10]

I do stuff like this all the time.I use anything from wax paper to plastic rap.

[The nerdling]

PLASTIC RAP.......
YO, YO PLASTIC IF FANTASTIC YO.......

[Danny1433]

hi

[The nerdling]

hi to you too

[ams0027]

Do you think i could make a small one and put it on my friends phone...LOL besides she has been being really annoying

[NutandBolt]

Nice ible easy to make and looks great. Btw you better hide the internet secret grammar police is after you....Lol

[hintss]

You forgot the dash. You have 9 seconds to hide.

[ams0027]

9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1 Hello I am the police

[aTutuAndaToolbelt]

Good one! My sister and I used to do this same thing when we were young, only we half-mixed in a little brown paint and it looked just like some sort of ice cream. Also it is fun to make it look like water it is leaking from the bottom of the freezer, especially if there is a lot of expensive meat in the freezer. You can almost watch the billpayer of the house totalling up expenses in his brain.

[Celine1107]

Hey I'm not sure if this would work, but mabey you could replace the glass with parchment paper....mabey it would be easier to peel off.....
Btw Nice prank!

[alexalex321]

good job,man
AHAHA

[knex1111111111]

Mine turned clear so i called it water. My parents got so mad before and after the trick.

[Tpp4]

also, the glue is known as elmer's not ELMO's
but i like the idea

[nzlemming]

Tickle me Elmer? :-D

[mekoolu]

HAHA i didn't even see that
i fixed it
thanks!

[drouleau]

I can see the victim's face. I looks just like mine when my son spilled his real glass of milk on my laptop keyboard. It killed the machine almost instantly. :(

[Plazman]

I like this! I used to have a couple store-bought ones along the same lines. One was a tipped over nail polish bottle with bright red shiny mess attached, and the other was a melted ice cream bar, with popsicle stick sticking out.

As others have mentioned, this would be more convincing with an little empty milk carton stuck to it. My recommendation: Before the glue dries, drop the carton into the glue, so it all dries as one piece.

Good prank!

[playfulplans]

Nice one!

I think the principles are all there in your I'ble, and everyone will have their own take on refining the color, transparency etc.

Thanks

[zappyguy111]

Ingenious mate! I'm sure to try this some time!

[michaelgohjs]

not to be critical but i think you meant "peel"
"that way it is easier to PILL it off after it dries. "

Nice instructable by the way

[mekoolu]

i knew there was something wrong with that word.. i just had a hunch but never spell checked. THanks!

[mekoolu]

fixed*

thanks!

[cupcake43]

Not fixed it says peal not peel

[Whiternoise]

You could lay cling film over the object in question and then lay out your goo as a makeshift mould. Then when it's dry, you remove the cling film and it looks like your mess has sunk down inbetween the keys. Top it off by leaving the glue bottle on its side next to the victim.

[iminthebathroom]

got my vote, simplicity is best. Even if its not super accurate, visually it would freak someone out. Sure they would realize its fake quick enough, bit that initial gasp is what your going for.

[blackrock112]

Quess the clearness depends if the glue is waterproof or not, non proof is more white after dring.

[Schooniedude]

mine turned clear

[mekoolu]

nice! i was actually going for a clear splatter (a more general liquid spill), but turned out milky so now its a milk splatter.
It just depends on your white glue.

[Schooniedude]

oh ok

[piper1234]

unavoidable the first reaction is eyes wide open and a "what the... " O_O nobody reacts so fast to recognize is not harmful to appliances :P