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USB Cigar Flash Memory (with LEDs)

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introUSB Cigar Flash Memory (with LEDs)

Glows red when connected, brightens upon disk access.

A touch of distinction for your computer!

UPDATED VIDEO:

  • (the music is stored on the cigar, but played by the PC as soon as the USB disk is connected and recognized)

For cigar lovers, gadgeteers, spies, etc... and also for nonsmokers !

Gosh, I am too late for the "Get the LED out!" contest, so I'm applying for the "Pocket Sized" contest -- and I won't describe the pocket; to entirely fit into a pocket, a robusto-sized cigar should be used; and BTW a cigar has to not entirely fit into pockets ! ;-).

Please vote for me (*) and rate me high if you think (like me) that it's one of the coolest USB disks !

(*) when the pocket sized contest is open
USB Cigar Flash Memory (with LEDs)
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step 1Needed Stuff

Before you start:This project may take more time and effort than one may thinks at first.It is not difficult, but it needs patience and skill.Materials:A thick cigarAn USB …


step 2Impregnate and Cut the Cigar

Remove the ring. With some cloth, impregnate the outside of the cigar with primer. Be generous, but wipe carefully. Carefully cut the cap end (1.5 inches / 4 cm). Dip al…


step 3Bore the Cigar

This part is very critical. it is not easy to bore a cigar ! The goal is to bore the cigar through in order to harden the inside with primer (next step). Use drill bits o…


step 4Impregnate Again

Immerse the parts completely into primer. Use a box protected by a plastic bag. It is using a lot of primer, but you will be able to pour it back into its can. With wood …


step 5Prepare the Flash Disk, Replacing the Data Access LED

In this step we will get the naked USB board, and replace the on-board data access LED by ours. This step requires patience and skill, because of SMD components. Free the …


step 6Add a Power-On LED

In this step we will add an LED that will glow when the key is connected to an USB port. Consult http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Smallest-USB-LED/ for more details.Conn…


step 7Adjust The Disk into the Cigar

Now we will adjust everything, test all, but not yet glue things together. IMPORTANT: Wrap a small piece of thin paper (cigarette paper, or 1 layer of toilet paper) around…


step 8Glue the Ends

Glue the LEDs end, using translucent hot-melt glue. 2 millimeters to let the light go through. Rectify the LED end with a knife. Sink it into the primer, and get some toba…


step 9Make the Cap

Cut the plastic cap to its minimum outer size. Make a rectangular hole into the cigar cap. Adjust the plastic cap to fit into, anf glue it (with hot-melt glue). Cut out …


step 10Done

Now you've done a great job. Use the cable to connect the cigar to your computer.


step 11Enjoy !

Enjoy your cigar (but remember NOT to smoke it!).Originally posted video: Updated Video: Jazz! what better, with a cigar? In the above video, an MP3 track stored into the …


step 12Ideas for Possible Improvements

a cigarillo version (do mini-USB memory dongles exist ?)a version that smokes !!!a one-piece version, with a mini-USB connector in the cap endinsure it will remain very str…


39 comments
Sep 4, 2009. 5:11 AMLokisgodhi says:
What kind of wood primer is this? All the wood primers I've ever seen are white and dry opaque. The stuff you're showing seems to be translucent and dries to transparent.

Jul 4, 2009. 8:05 PMItsTheHobbs says:
I'm going to make one for my grandpa! You've got my vote.
Jul 22, 2009. 11:53 AMItsTheHobbs says:
Yup!
Jun 27, 2009. 10:38 PMMr. Rig It says:
Dude that is so sick! (as in cool). You have my pocket sized vote (somehow that doesn't sound right). You need an old fashion ash tray to put it on. Great instructable, excellent pictures as well. Good job.
Jul 22, 2009. 11:16 AMMr. Rig It says:
yep
Jun 28, 2009. 12:06 AMMr. Rig It says:
That would be awesome looking!
Jul 14, 2009. 5:00 PMKtooms says:
how do i know where to connect the LED's for data access and power on?
Jul 2, 2009. 4:04 PMMarcos El Malo says:
What a great idea!

One thing I might suggest regarding the wrapper. Try moistening it slowly (with a spray bottle) and unwrap it from the cigar completely, then rewrap it around a tube shaped flash drive you have previously constructed. Use distilled water to moisten to avoid discoloration. You might not even need to prime it.

For others that want to try this instructable, you needn't purchase a premium cigar (like the AVO in the example), but you might want to ask your local tobacconist if he has any cool bands (the paper rings) he'd let you have for this project. Be sure to explain the project so he doesn't just think you're going to try and pass off a crappy cigar as a premium.

Another consideration, as I think about it, is wrapper selection. laxap, I take it that the AVO you used had a natural wrapper. Did you consider using a Maduro or Criollo wrapper? I'm thinking they might be stronger, and with the maduro, your priming process wouldn't be as obvious. OTOH, a Sumatra wrapper might be too delicate.

Anyway, great project.
Jul 8, 2009. 6:29 AMRedgerr says:
man, this is great lol... very nice cheif, very nice
Jul 4, 2009. 12:37 PMDanW1975 says:
that is great...
Jul 3, 2009. 7:23 PMlordofthedonuts says:
good luck with the contest, your thing is awesome.
Jul 3, 2009. 4:10 PMvhcl says:
Cool project! very James Bond.
Jul 3, 2009. 3:20 PMCerealKiller says:
Dude simply amazing. You are a true genius for coming up with this.
Jul 3, 2009. 7:54 AMagis68 says:
dude u r insane!!!! grate idea for smokers as a git or a nice try to cut smoking
5/5
Jul 2, 2009. 11:45 AMDerin says:
Lol,this gives a new meaning to the term "burn your data on to a disk".
Jul 1, 2009. 8:29 PMtwocvbloke says:
Funny, I refer the smell of a cigar over the smell of a cigarette, but still, as a non-smoker, I find this to be a better use of a tobacco product... :P

Very cool indeed though, all you have to do next is to somehow make it smoke... :D
Jun 28, 2009. 8:48 PMEnventer says:
any man who sacrifices his cigar deserves praise
good job
Jun 29, 2009. 10:14 PMSirBrittanicvs says:
Very creative and nicely executed.

For aesthetic reasons (and just to make it smaller) it would be cool to have the cigar be just a little bit longer than the USB stick itself. Maybe even make an ash cone.
Jun 29, 2009. 10:13 PM_Ko0LaiD_ says:
One day i bought a cigar in vegas and it had a stupid mix of news paper and tobacco.
Jun 29, 2009. 3:27 PMPrinceJ57 says:
Damn I wish I saw this before Fathers Day my pops would have flipped his lid! Awesome Instructable!
Jun 29, 2009. 12:41 PMI_am_Canadian says:
Does it smoke when your computer crashes?
Jun 28, 2009. 11:41 PMitsaidhi says:
this is genius
Jun 28, 2009. 2:35 PMslipknotFTW says:
you should mass-produce them and sell them
Jun 28, 2009. 12:34 PMShadow Ops says:
I like the burning effect! Five stars! *****
Jun 28, 2009. 4:38 AMPyroMonger says:
genius...and great imagination to come up with this idea. this one i think i will definitely try
Jun 28, 2009. 3:21 AMBongmaster says:
nice job :)
Jun 28, 2009. 12:43 AMDuctTapeRules! says:
Wonderfully insane! (and by the way, you look like a dodgy street dealer in picture two, step 11 :D)
Jun 27, 2009. 8:08 PMJakeTobak says:
That's insane, you're awesome.

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