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Karate bacon

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This is an instructable about how to make a bacon and croissant karate kid sculpture. You will need one half pound of bacon, stove pipe wire, tin foil , one large wood screw and a box of croissant dough ( pillsbury).

 
 
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Step 1: Wire armature

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Go to home depot or a hardware store and buy a spool of stove pipe wire. This bends very easily and allows you to wrap it around itself to roughly get a human shape. I used a drawing dummy to get the proportions right. then I mounted it to a piece of 2x4 covered in aluminum foil. Use a big screw to mount it so you can wrap the wire from the foot around it easily. I chose his famous crane pose.

Step 2: Wrapping the armature

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Now take your favourite bacon and start wrapping

Step 3: Finished bacon wrap

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this is what your complete wrapped armature should look like, use pins to hold it in place so it doesn't come undone when you cook it.Put your sculpture on a tray and cook for about 20 minutes at 375.

Step 4: Croissant outfit

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Alright, remove your sculpture from the oven and let it cool down a little. Take a tube of pillsbury croissants, open it up and start making clothes for your karate kid. Put your sculpture back in the oven for another 10 to fifteen minutes and voila!, one bacon Karate kid in his famous crane pose. Enjoy!

ivver7 days ago

hahah awesomee! :D

General Zod14 days ago

I was going to comment, but I'm still drinking in the awesomeness of this.....I have no words, except....show me paint the fence, sand the deck, wax the car, etc.

GIVE THIS MAN THE NOBEL PRIZE THIS INSTANT!

i didn't realize how amazing this site was until I realized there was a seperate section just for bacon!

i really want to meet whoever made this he seems like an awesome guy!

Did you eat it
jarthur63 months ago
so this is my first time ever commenting on here... this is amazing, and you are a god amongst men... bacon fu!
Samuel Aplin3 months ago
Haha that is hilarious I want to eat that so bad
JorritJ3 months ago
Hahaha! just awesome!
bob30303 months ago
It never ceases to amaze me as to the imagination and talents of the people that post on instructables. This is a Bacon masterpiece! Thank you for sharing and posting.
This may be the strangest thing I've seen on the site! Well done! I just love bacon :)
Lol
studleylee3 months ago
And I thought I'd seen it all. lmao!! greatness :-)
You have to much time on your hands...
Don't we all...
annabenson63 months ago
Wow how did u come up with that?
HollyMann3 months ago
WOW wow wow - what a crazy awesome and unexpected instructable! :) Creative people are amazing!
Does it kick much when you eat it, and if it does, is there any danger of it attempting to use my tonsils as a punching bag?
Seriously though, this is awesome.
shaneltl (author)  assemblyrequired3 months ago
Lol! Thankyou !
Emma2373 months ago
that is so cool and funny:-)
shaneltl (author)  Emma2373 months ago
Thankyou
AngryRedhead3 months ago
This should be a center piece for a pigs-in-a-blanket plate!
You sir are a culinary genius! I take my hat off to you!
shaneltl (author)  Toms Workshop1 year ago
Thank you sir! It was a lot of fun and delicious
I am definitely gonna have to give this one a go!
scistone2 years ago
That's so awesome and funny!
bewickednow2 years ago
Super creative...can't stop looking at it, or am i getting hungry? Fab work and creativity.
shaneltl (author)  bewickednow2 years ago
Thanyou, very much , made my day!
chance3132 years ago
this is neat.
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