I am known as the Grand Elder, or Super Kami Guru, but you may call me Guru. I am the evil half of Lord Slug. I live on the planet Namek and haven't got out of my chair since the great drought (*cough* Albino Namekians *cough*) I spend my days telling Nail what to do and bringing out people's potential energy. My favorite show is Batman, because it reminds me of a young namekian I know named Dende. He comes with a theme song and he also lost his parents. Nananananananana Dendeeeeeee. Unfortunat…