Johnny is in flux. Always, always in flux. Yet so static.
What can I say? I'm me. I'm a bit nomadic, yet I own way too much stuff. (I'm trimming it down bit by bit. Every move reduces the clutter a little more.) I've worked such diverse jobs as ride host for several different rides at Cedar Point Amusement Park, answering prayer lines for televangelists, answering troubleshooting calls for an internet service provider, stocking shelves at a retail store, fast food (but who hasn't), and bein…