6CommentsJoined April 7th, 2009
I come from a galaxy far away, actually it not that far it’s only 1.2 light years so closer then most. There was a large and powerful lord that ruled with rubbery fist (he was made entirely out of what you people call silly putty so his fist was literally very soft and rubbery). He made us continuously roll him over fresh newspaper and then force us to laugh at the stretchy markings it left onto his skin. One night though the people of my planet got tired of this and gathered the supplies n... Read More »