P.S. What's an orangeboard? Is that like the thing my dad used to sort oranges with when he was a migrant worker? It was a board with three different sized holes for small, medium and large oranges go go in. It took him a long time because most oranges were somewhere in between and it wasn't an easy decision what to do. Eventually the boss told him that not everyone is cut out for that sort of work, so he became a college professor instead.

Tim, you should include that story in your book!