I am an awkward old geezer who could run my Country better than anyone else! However I still help old ladies cross the road (street?).....you never know I might find a girlfriend! Lost my right leg March 2009, damned if I know what happened...went into a hospital
with all four limbs, came out with one missing! Bu**ered if I know where I left the thing! If you find one hanging about please let me know.